Trakken T. Dog

Recovering from the flu 🤒

Is/are Tissot's the paintings where there is at least one characters is staring back at you.

Oh thank god it's not just me

Wouldn't dream of it

Yeah, because you were off being mistreated yourself 😛

Knew you'd approve 😛

I have too much self preservation for that 😅

Oh I fully know what he's up too, I just think it's kind of pathetic

See! Guards can be nice too.

So long as you ignore the fact I'm already handcuffed, and the several hours after this photo was taken.

@kinkbikerlad.bsky.social @gearbound.london

Running an experiment to see how many times it takes for the guy with nearly 5k followers who keeps periodically refollowing me to get the message I'm not following him back. It's just kinda sad 🤷🏻

I said this to you yesterday but to re-emphasise, this is the good shit! 🤤

(don't do it, I learned the hard way last night it's a trap!)

Oh no @trakkendog.bsky.social fell into my sleep sack.

After several hours of breath control poppers and electro he didn’t want to come out !

Another step towards 'Lamp Post Play'

It's a good look!

Nice to know that autistic thing of not being able to look people in the eye also apparently extends to not being able to look into a camera 🙃

I watch Star Trek for the plot.

The plot:

It was, and always is, lovely seeing you.

Bless you, hope the compress helps

Good company, good food and the development of yet another gear fetish 🙄

So a really good day all round.

Ended up getting put in a @pacer.dog straight-jacket last night and got buzzed annoyingly close to the edge 🥵

Although I could have done without @titandog.bsky.social sitting on top of me afterwards and feeding me birthday cake 😂

I'M JUST BUILT DIFFERENT (INCORRECTLY)

Can't decide between mildly concerned and chanting "One of Us! One of Us!"

Taking on the character of a poor Victorian orphan boy thankful for this small morsel of food (I gave him a bit of my lunch earlier and made dinner).

And I'll let you decide...but I'll take anything between some puppy scritches and a knighthood 😇

This is the second offer to swap I've had and I feel like a different flavour of chaos isn't the solution here xD

I imagine that's just a slightly different flavour of the same chaos xD

Not the service I was aiming for but I'll take the praise! 😂

I need you all to know that I consider it an act of public service that I'm the one who has to deal with @titandog.bsky.social's bits and general chaos all day every day so it's not subjected to the world.

Nope, it's the 2007 one

Just...don't look up what some of the people in this movie are up to these days 😬