Bruce Ediger

Not only that, but corporations seem willing to "eat the tariffs" to keep prices down, which contradicts everything economistd say.

Ron Jeremy. Oh man, I think this one should have some fun comments! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals aren’t usable? Also, it’s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but you’re reading this so I hope you’re a lil entertained?

Celebrating a birthday today; Ron Howard, born March 1, 1954, the former child actor who became one of Hollywood’s most respected filmmakers. From The Andy Griffith Show and Happy Days to directing the Oscar‑winning A Beautiful Mind, his six‑decade career continues to shape modern storytelling

If someone is telling you to smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day, one of those brands might have less tar but you’re still smoking 3 packs a day and should probably quit smoking

Skynet is telling the Trump admin to pump the brakes

They're still Skynet.

Second time I've seen this analogy, by different entities, on different platforms. I hope it becomes common knowledge.

Paulie Walnuts of The Sopranos. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals aren’t usable? Also, it’s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!

Pauly Shore (born Paul Montgomery Shore) is an American comedian and actor who rose to fame in the 1990s with his MTV VJ persona “The Weasel” and films like Encino Man and Son in Law. Raised at The Comedy Store, he’s continued evolving through stand‑up, writing, and indie projects

Biodome is his best flick.

I don’t know shit about Star Wars. I do love William Shatner, though.

the fecklessness of establishment Dems comes from the fact that they agree with much of what Trump is doing.

they want aggressive immigration enforcement. they want to blow shit up in Iran.

for them, Trump is a sin eater who's brashly doing what they've been trying to do politely for a generation

A glass sponge fossil, resembling a gray rock covered in a distorted quadrilateral mesh. Label: "Hydnoceras tuberosum Upper Devonian Avoca, New York"

Is it #FossilFriday yet again? Fine. Meet the glass sponges. With a fossil record going back to the Ediacaran, bizarre multinucleate cells strung across a latticework of razor-sharp siliceous spicules, and the current record for longevity among the metazoa, hexactinellids be WEIRD. 🧪⚒️🧵

How many show bombers did that extra stupid policy prevent? None, you say? How many underwear bombers do the nude-a-trons catch? None you say?

U sukk, Noem should be impeached.

Anybody else find it weird that we discovered bones of ancient titans that lived a bazillion years before us and instead of worshipping them as dead gods we went "ooh neat!" And made displays of them?

Where's the dinosaur religion is all I'm saying.

I stole this.

It really is fascinating how overt it now is that there are certain - really not controversial - ideas that you aren’t allowed to say on television.

Guy who thinks that when mark ruffalo turns green in the marvel movies he’s becoming shrek

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

I hadn't thought about that eventuality, but even 10 seconds' thought makes me believe you're correct. I wouldn't go back to Twitter. Even when Dorsey ran the joint neo+Nazis and conservatives got breaks for bad behavior nobody else did . Can't imagine it now.

We should do everything we can to help Democratic politicians leave Twitter behind. Help the AG out!

Explain how this doesn't violate the establishment clause more or less directly, or u sukk, CNN

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine question for the hive mind:

Why do some Ferengi wear little capes on their heads, but some don't? Is it just a fashion choice?

Tell that to the national press! Of course they won't believe you, because they're credulous dopes. They can't even tell if Trump is lying.

U sukk

Thanks I laughed! Took me a minute however

Those asswipes can't even say "Trump lies" to save their reputations. You expect them to risk memes from Qanon? You're begging to be disappointed.

U sukk

ever think "hey, remember NFTs?" and then laugh a little

Yes. You end with an irresistible urge to name your son "Sixtus", and give a peasant a damn good thrashing.

Trump is a Republican. The press traditionally goes lighter on Republicans and conservatives.

Not an excuse, an explanation.

Manhunter was a visually arresting movie. William Peterson does turn off I70 the wrong way, however. Francis' house was north of the highway.

Fuentes is popular because he looks more and more like Newt Gingrich.