I’ll be recording a new one sometime in the next few months, so tell your wife to save a place in her heart.
I thank you. And more importantly, Biff thanks you.
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I’ll be recording a new one sometime in the next few months, so tell your wife to save a place in her heart.
I thank you. And more importantly, Biff thanks you.
Had to get it out of my head and into someone else's. It's an IT FOLLOWS type deal.
WAYNE
ain't nothing stays the same
MARK-WAYNE
and ya the ground runnin'
Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership
No bullshit prediction: Within 18 months, Noem will be speaking at straight-up nazi rallies. Patriot Front, Atomwaffen, shit like that. She won't succeed at that either, but that's the route she'll go.
Excited for her next chapter.
They sucked, but I kinda liked “forget me not”.
Turns out the joke missed YOU.
Your faith, redeemed!
Sorry, getting choked up again.
See, this is the kind of high minded discourse I’m looking for in social media.
I just now noticed that “sitar” autocorrected as “star”, which means this high quality dream-joke did not get the praise it so clearly deserves.
Ah man, the Maynard Outdoor Store brings me back. Reminds me of sweaty shin guards.
Wrote this joke in a dream last night:
“Did you hear about the disheveled star player? He’s a real raga muffin.”
Yes, I know. I’m a genius.
this is not an amount of money any individual or household should be able to have and we have to abolish both billionaires as a group and the economic system that makes them possible
we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping
If your only response to 25 years of non-stop wars of aggression, assassinations of heads of state, and massacres of children is repeating the phrase "I have concerns about the paperwork"
You manage to look weak to your base AND the opposition at the same time. Nobpdy has a reason to vote for you.
John Turturro at the very beginning.
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[A Flock of Seagulls, staring intently at their phones]
She’s a serious candidate; at this point I think most people dismissing her seriousness are at least partially motivated by misogyny; and this is a clearer articulation of a progressive foreign policy than I’ve seen anyone else running for office make
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
Just counted and, despite having full versus and choruses, “I Wanna Be Adored“ by Stone Roses contains a total of 18 unique words.
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I guess trump is right that religion is back because I find myself desperately hoping that hell exists.
They employ a Scorsese “one for them, one for me” strategy. Except “them” is blunt force authoritarian wishcasting and “me” is observable reality.
Also, this is pure insanity!
I don't knoe, the dude had an ALL-TIME voice (one I hear imitated all the time), and was beloved of rock icons and celebs. Also, he's firmly in the YouTube reaction video starter kit. Gen Z loves them some Jeff Buckley.
