"Who wants a TV when you have a puzzle?" - My Granny
#puzzles
"Who wants a TV when you have a puzzle?" - My Granny
#puzzles
Donβt be afraid to change! Even if itβs for the worse. Just slop around in the mud if you want. Who cares anymore
Who can even afford to have a draft folder with heating costs these days!
Anybody thought about asking Iran if this is a war?
Kids these days don't even know how to hang with their dealer after the sale.
βWhen the only tool you have is a gun, every problem looks like a puppy dog.β
- Kristi Noem
can't. I'm back in the USSR
Watching live video from Bourbon Street in New Orleans on Fast Tuesday is a bit like watching the Spice Channel when I was a kid. There might be boobs but it will be quick and hard to see.
Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years
Sure, child sex trafficking is bad.
But did you know the Dow is doing well?
I asked Ai to make my work document easier to understand so it converted it to binary
Look kid, occasionally Iβm going to drop an obscure boomer reference and itβs up to you to dust off your EncyclopΓ¦dia Britannica and figure it out
I'm not saying this to justify actions of this regime or its goons, I'm as pissed as anyone. I'm tired of hearing the 2A was for us to rise against a tyrannical government, our Founding Fathers gave us elections for that. It was to allow citizens to defend our borders when we didn't have an army.
I would like to thank the person who decided to have bouncing breasts in the Miami Vice intro. It meant a lot to 12 year old me. Brings back memories even today.
HOA: About your yard. The theme was...
Brenda: The theme was "Christmas makes me feel..." and that's what I did.
HOA: There are empty liquor bottles, the snowman is passed out, broken lights, and what you did to Rudolph with the xmas tree...
Brenda: Christmas. Makes. Me. Feel.
As reality gets darker and bleaker, I defiantly remain a silly little goose
We're blowing up Venezuelan boats because of fentanyl deaths in this country. I have a better solution. Let's quit counting the deaths, I've heard that works.
My wife put me in charge of researching hotel rooms for our upcoming trip. She'll be surprised when she sees all my research is focused on what surfaces we can have sex on.
The hardest part of #parenting is the school parking lot
Suddenly I'm faced with a difficult moral dilemma yet I know I'll make the superior decision.
βQuiet, Piggyβ would be fitting for his tombstone.
Just one of those, 'KY on my phone camera lense' nights
goon a movie
Goonstruck
Please share. Linda is my mother and the healthcare system in this country is crushing her. My wife and I can only give so much, she needs help. #Charity #FundRaiser #FundRaising #Healthcare
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Please help. This is my mother and she keeps getting hit with medical issues. My wife and I have helped her as much as we can but our own funds are getting depleted. #FundRaiser #FundRaising #Help #MedicalBills #Rent
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Please help. This is my mother and she keeps getting hit with medical issues. My wife and I have helped her as much as we can but our own funds are getting depleted. #FundRaiser #FundRaising #Help #MedicalBills #Rent
gofund.me/f605a71c3
Recently celebrated a birthday. Not mine. A stranger's. They know nothing about it
I guess Trump's DOJ is telling us Trump's previous security advisor played it loose with classified material, just like his current Secretary of Defense. Trump's DOJ is confirming he has a habit of hiring bad people.
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