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Sometimes a kick to the plums are the apples they deserve. #T1D

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"Who wants a TV when you have a puzzle?" - My Granny

#puzzles

07.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t be afraid to change! Even if it’s for the worse. Just slop around in the mud if you want. Who cares anymore

06.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 141 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Who can even afford to have a draft folder with heating costs these days!

03.03.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anybody thought about asking Iran if this is a war?

03.03.2026 06:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kids these days don't even know how to hang with their dealer after the sale.

27.02.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhen the only tool you have is a gun, every problem looks like a puppy dog.”

- Kristi Noem

21.02.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 1487 πŸ” 301 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 13

can't. I'm back in the USSR

18.02.2026 06:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching live video from Bourbon Street in New Orleans on Fast Tuesday is a bit like watching the Spice Channel when I was a kid. There might be boobs but it will be quick and hard to see.

18.02.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years

16.02.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 4471 πŸ” 977 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 17

Sure, child sex trafficking is bad.

But did you know the Dow is doing well?

11.02.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 11228 πŸ” 2159 πŸ’¬ 689 πŸ“Œ 141

I asked Ai to make my work document easier to understand so it converted it to binary

12.02.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look kid, occasionally I’m going to drop an obscure boomer reference and it’s up to you to dust off your EncyclopΓ¦dia Britannica and figure it out

07.02.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 349 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 3

I'm not saying this to justify actions of this regime or its goons, I'm as pissed as anyone. I'm tired of hearing the 2A was for us to rise against a tyrannical government, our Founding Fathers gave us elections for that. It was to allow citizens to defend our borders when we didn't have an army.

26.01.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would like to thank the person who decided to have bouncing breasts in the Miami Vice intro. It meant a lot to 12 year old me. Brings back memories even today.

23.01.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HOA: About your yard. The theme was...

Brenda: The theme was "Christmas makes me feel..." and that's what I did.

HOA: There are empty liquor bottles, the snowman is passed out, broken lights, and what you did to Rudolph with the xmas tree...

Brenda: Christmas. Makes. Me. Feel.

28.11.2025 19:37 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

As reality gets darker and bleaker, I defiantly remain a silly little goose

18.12.2025 04:39 πŸ‘ 194 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

We're blowing up Venezuelan boats because of fentanyl deaths in this country. I have a better solution. Let's quit counting the deaths, I've heard that works.

16.12.2025 03:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My wife put me in charge of researching hotel rooms for our upcoming trip. She'll be surprised when she sees all my research is focused on what surfaces we can have sex on.

11.12.2025 19:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The hardest part of #parenting is the school parking lot

08.12.2025 21:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Suddenly I'm faced with a difficult moral dilemma yet I know I'll make the superior decision.

06.12.2025 04:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œQuiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.

19.11.2025 01:10 πŸ‘ 17395 πŸ” 3480 πŸ’¬ 669 πŸ“Œ 228

Just one of those, 'KY on my phone camera lense' nights

18.11.2025 07:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

goon a movie

Goonstruck

10.11.2025 06:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Linda Walk Again and Stay in Her Home, organized by Linda Twisdale For over a year, I struggled with pain that I didn’t realize was coming from… Linda Twisdale needs your support for Help Linda Walk Again and Stay in Her Home

Please share. Linda is my mother and the healthcare system in this country is crushing her. My wife and I can only give so much, she needs help. #Charity #FundRaiser #FundRaising #Healthcare

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30.10.2025 01:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Linda Walk Again and Stay in Her Home, organized by Linda Twisdale For over a year, I struggled with pain that I didn’t realize was coming from… Linda Twisdale needs your support for Help Linda Walk Again and Stay in Her Home

Please help. This is my mother and she keeps getting hit with medical issues. My wife and I have helped her as much as we can but our own funds are getting depleted. #FundRaiser #FundRaising #Help #MedicalBills #Rent
gofund.me/f605a71c3

24.10.2025 00:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Linda Walk Again and Stay in Her Home, organized by Linda Twisdale For over a year, I struggled with pain that I didn’t realize was coming from… Linda Twisdale needs your support for Help Linda Walk Again and Stay in Her Home

Please help. This is my mother and she keeps getting hit with medical issues. My wife and I have helped her as much as we can but our own funds are getting depleted. #FundRaiser #FundRaising #Help #MedicalBills #Rent
gofund.me/f605a71c3

24.10.2025 00:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Recently celebrated a birthday. Not mine. A stranger's. They know nothing about it

20.10.2025 00:54 πŸ‘ 291 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

I guess Trump's DOJ is telling us Trump's previous security advisor played it loose with classified material, just like his current Secretary of Defense. Trump's DOJ is confirming he has a habit of hiring bad people.

17.10.2025 08:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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15.10.2025 04:57 πŸ‘ 202 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 2