Erik Storey

Jay Kelly has the best last lines of any movie I've seen this year.

Probably

Maybe it's because I'm an older reader, or because I like the classics, but I love me some minutiae. Give me detailed meals and travel logs and best of all, descriptions of nature. Plants, clouds, rivers, lakes and animals, scenes described like I've never been outside.

The music you love in middle school will be used to sell you medicine when you become middle-aged.

Sir Gawain and the green knight book cover

If you adore alliteration, as I do, this translation is for you. It's a fantastic adventure. Loved every line.

Q: What is the Jabberwock's least favorite food?
A: Snicker-snacks

Salt and Fire movie poster

Watching the most Werner of Herzog movies.

Five jobs I've had:

*Ranch hand
*Dude wrangler
*Dog sled tour guide
*Truck driver
*Weed control technician in oil/gas field

Once upon a time you didn't need any kind of software to make any kind of art. If the art you are making now 100% requires a computer, is it art?

Lemon with clove eyes and toothpicks for legs with a penny in its slot for a mouth

Good Luck Lemon wishes everyone a Happy New Year

Happy #Thanksgiving
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."

— J.R.R. Tolkien

Watching football, reading poetry.
A Sunday well spent.

Wet sagebrush

Wish I could share how great this smells, but IYKYK

The one author, living or dead, I want to have dinner with right now is Sinclair Lewis.

🥹

My advice? Never post something you aren't willing to scream in a packed dive bar you've never been to before.

Good.
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Pharmacists should know that At Bedtime and Before Bedtime are not the same thing.

I saw someone refer to Cracker Barrel as "Honky Bucket" and I have not been the same since

Edgy is squeeze cheese on a graham cracker.
S'mores on a Chicken in a Biskit.

It's a zydeco kinda day.

I'm going to put on a Tennessee Williams movie, crank the volume, and see if the cops show up on a Domestic

We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.

Boneless wings are chicken nuggets and everyone knows this. Quit trying to make them a thing.

To teach my kids a lesson about socialism, I gave all my kids a list of chores that I thought they could handle, but set their allowances at the same level. Then I had the CIA murder me and install a puppet dad.

Harsh, but fair

Home is where the books are.

Giant, flightless bird is next target for de-extinction company Colossal Biosciences | CNN A species of huge, flightless bird that once inhabited New Zealand disappeared around 600 years ago, shortly after human settlers first arrived on the country’s two main islands. Now, a Texas-based bi...

Don't do it.
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Billions of flies to be dumped out of planes in an effort to fight flesh-eating maggot known as "man-eater" The move is part of the government's plans for protecting the U.S. from the New World screwworm fly, which could devastate its beef industry and even kill household pets.

What could go wrong?
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You know y'all's fireworks sound the same every year, right? Loud and boring. Not the best way to keep or build a fan base.

I sincerely believe Jack Kerouac was a better poet than Ezra Pound.