Up and Adam

I'm in Memphis this weekend and I was *struggling* to find any kind of rock station on the radio

Sensual basketball?

Twitter user eoghan: How dare poor people get free medical advice <quote tweet from Twitter user Polymarket: BREAKING: New York bill would ban AI from answering questions related to medicine, law, dentistry, nursing, psychology, social work, engineering, & more.> Twitter user YBrogard79094: JUST MAKE HEALTHCARE ACCESSIBLE Twitter user eoghan: AI is literally free healthcare. Being a communist must be exhausting

In a scene from an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, B'Etor and Lursa of the House of Duras stand aboard the Enterprise, looking a bit disconcerted as an excited Miss Piggy wearing purple gloves and a black dress takes a selfie with the Klingon sisters.

Day 137 of inserting a Muppet into a Star Trek screenshot

(suggested by @kathleengmaz.bsky.social)

#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
#TheMuppets

Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me
Dave: ya dont worry
Steve: which pic did u use
Mark: dont worry about it

(to the tune of Cat Scratch Fever* stove top stuffing

last time a judge rocked brazil like that, jair bolsonaro spent two weeks in the hospital

Fun fact: To keep production costs low, many Star Trek scenes were actually filmed on Earth rather than on location in outer space.

guys the reason nintendo games never go on sale is because they need that money to sue the US government

espn decided this was an urgent matter they should push to the Home Screen of your phone asap instead of the inane ramblings of an elderly fascist with soggy cardboard for brains

Sooner than later

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

Rivers Cuomo voice:
🎵Ooo Weee Oooo, Secretary Markwayne Mullin
Oh-Oh, is replacing Kristi Noem🎵

My extramarital affair with the nintendo wii is over.

Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything

Youth pastor voice: “you know who else followed escorts?”

How it started / how it's going

Hell of an opposition party

Two dudes holding a cake that says "congrats on the sex"

CONGRATS ON THE SEX, ZANE!

2016: the Wendy’s twitter account posts self-aware jokes, opening an irreverent new frontier in brand marketing

2026: “CEO mukbang” is now compulsory for all fast food retailers

What kind of microphone do you have

Stop trying to make fetch happen.

He was an underrated Everyone is 12 Patient Zero. "I want to own 10 cars and I think girls are gross." Of course you do, you're 12.

RFK Jr. wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe - The Boston Globe The warning comes as Kennedy is leaning heavily into his agenda to improve American diets.

I'll give you my Dunkin' when you pry it from my cold dead hands

www.bostonglobe.com/2026/03/04/n...

I feel the same way about this that I do when the New York Jets hire a new coach. It’s just going to be terrible and sometimes Aaron Rodgers will be there.

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

private equity reading this like "I smell an opportunity to improve operational efficiency!"

Me to Paul Newman’s family at the funeral: may his memory be a dressing

Guys I'm going to be in Memphis this weekend. Will probably only be dining out 1-2 times. What food recommendations do you have?