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When you’re winning in baseball but your country is the United States

An unopened action figure package. Inside is Jean Luc Picard, but dressed in a gardeners outfit, tan hat and overalls with a blue undershirt, that he wore for a portion of one episode. It comes with a gardening tool, scanner, and carrying case the figurine can hold.

My sister got me this for Christmas because she couldn’t believe they made an action figure of “Dirt Farmer Picard”

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

That is beautiful

Really a pity that Montreal doesn’t have a stadium capable of hosting World Cup games. There’s a city that knows how to host a crowd.

I can’t help but heap contempt onto the Ontario Liberals and NDP. They keep losing to *gestures wildly* this fucking imbecile. He’s God’s perfect idiot, and he hands them their asses every time.

I thought this was more of a Shelbyville idea

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

Every day my watch is like: You can do it!

And every day I'm in my jammies eating snacks going: LOL DISMISS!

You know what, let Dougie dream about his stupid convention island. Every day he’s preoccupied with that is a day he isn’t thinking about how to kill cyclists.

Having curling on while making dinner is undefeated

Knew who the author of this was before I looked

Before Gushue’s last shot Jacobs said “I hope he makes this so we can get outta here.”

Man is ready to be done with curling for a bit.

well it's not 2009 and i'm not 16 so no can't say i am

One of the cooler things about NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE is it makes Toronto look like the coolest city on Earth, mostly because people seem to mind their business but are cool and nice to one another when interacting in public in a way I've never really known in the US.

Steve-O was on Joe Rogan's show trying to defend trans people and Rogan went off, he called trans people "fucking perverts" and "mass shooters" who have done the majority of school shootings.

Completely unhinged bigotry paid for by your Spotify subscriptions.

South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign

I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.

Home plate umpire: Denver Dangerfield

oh okay

The Liberal Party is best understood as a coalition between the Quebec Liberals, who are mostly center left, and the Ontario Liberals, who are mostly center right, and the party's orientation at any given point depends a lot on where the leader is from

The Oysters Come Home to Roost What happens when voters learn to tune out accusations of antisemitism?

There is no excuse for folks on the left embracing a man who got — and kept — an SS tattoo. But to understand Platner's rise, we must reckon with the ideological project to cheapen of the meaning of "antisemitism," and the nasty bedfellows both parties have sought in the name of Zionism.

Robert DeNiro in Heat

“Guy told me one time, don’t fund any military you are not willing to turn your back on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.”

Drivers should be more careful and more aware of what's happening outside of their vehicle, also keeping their eyes on the road, not their phone or other screens!

It's a shared responsibility

#streetsafety

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going to make a shirt that says TRANSPHOBES DON’T KNOW BALL to wear every day for the rest of my life

He Was a Critic of the N.B.A. Players’ Union. Now He’s Leading It.

As NBPA pres Fred VanVleet worries about what sports gambling is doing to players, particularly since money from gaming companies is only about 1% of BRI. "It’s not substantial enough to make it worth any of this. For us or for the league." My story on his new role: www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/b...

We laughed at Ellis at the time but little did we realise that the Ellises of the world would end up taking over America & start a war with Iran.

Well trying a circus shot for 4 when you have a clean draw for 3 to tie the game is certainly on brand for Team Quebec.

The curling is so good tonight

Canada 🇨🇦 Passport under UV

We’re not that lucky