we’ll burn that bridge when we get there
02.03.2026 09:00
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youre always going one way on a one way street. no matter which direction
25.02.2026 04:34
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i have no butt but i must fart
14.02.2026 21:52
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aTaT upside down kinda looks like an AT-AT
08.02.2026 20:04
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a cartoon white goose with what-looks-like blonde hair, doing a kick-flip off of a purple skateboard. text underneath reads “CUTEST GOOSE Steve with the long hair. Cutest skateboarder out there. Sweet goose. I found you.” it’s from a magazine that jam (@ifuckedyr.mom) and bagged milk (@bagmilk.swifties.social) found yesterday
did you know that i’m a print model
07.02.2026 23:45
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fuck nazis
07.02.2026 22:29
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why is bread called pain when it gives me so much pleasure
21.01.2026 21:04
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me: *worried my boss thinks im using ai*
my boss: *worried im not using ai*
13.01.2026 23:30
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Yea this is kind of fucked but I can see a moderate solution with less violence more negotiation actually being kinda cool
10.01.2026 03:58
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it is true. one of us tells bread, the other is bread 😭
10.01.2026 03:52
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extremely on brand
09.01.2026 23:43
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
09.01.2026 20:02
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the father the son and the holy ghoost
09.01.2026 21:55
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major depression is on the rise. but he still has a lot of work to do if he’s going to get promoted and unseat general anxiety
04.08.2025 17:15
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haunting you when i die to make sure your headphones never get tangled in a doorknob is my love language
09.01.2026 20:27
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cool so like jesus
09.01.2026 20:14
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hey do you have experience with Generic Attribute
09.01.2026 20:13
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i have to delete everything. i thought this was Notes app. i’m so cooked
09.01.2026 20:12
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i am super sexy though. no longer on the market i’m afraid
09.01.2026 20:08
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just moved to a new town. literally one dollar to my name. no worries, if anything my parents said is true i can persuade a local tavernkeeper to offer board in exchange for services
09.01.2026 20:06
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hi mom
09.01.2026 01:18
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if anyone ever makes @centerfold.bsky.social evil again, i will evil. do not
07.01.2026 03:56
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dress doesnt have but i will carry to the ends of the earth
07.01.2026 03:55
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moon pizza piegate
07.01.2026 03:54
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i hear your chin has its own flat earthers
07.01.2026 03:53
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there is no limit. lesbians can seduce anyone. and they should. i mean except like, dolphins? maybe. unless they have a license
07.01.2026 03:51
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finally a reason for leg day
07.01.2026 03:49
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hey is for horses if you spell it that way
30.12.2025 20:48
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no longer evil
04.01.2026 06:57
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