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Let's get our Louis Theroux on

13.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope this is a My Humps reference

13.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I missed my boy Robert though

13.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit.

13.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jokes on me, I wouldn't be there either πŸ˜‚

13.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone at work said I'm just a city boy w*nker in a pristine hi-vis jacket, and honestly, fair

13.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also #Industry catch up had been excellent through the jetpag/insomnia times, what a season

13.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna be a long day

13.03.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm literally a MONTH behind on Eastenders

12.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't hate this tbf, it makes it easier to catch up

12.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Back at work
Everything has changed
There has been no forward progress

12.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

County Champs soon come

12.03.2026 07:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just shy of a month

11.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally back in the UK

11.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Stephen Toast?

11.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's good right?
One of my favourite places to cycle too

10.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With Moderation down, this app is fully unopenable in public I guess

09.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Missy Elliott - One Minute Man (feat. Ludacris) [Official Music Video]
Missy Elliott - One Minute Man (feat. Ludacris) [Official Music Video] YouTube video by Missy Elliott

I read this post, and immediately heard the instrumental

youtu.be/XayUCLgxS5c?...

08.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Even in Bangkok, Finals gotta final 🏏 #T20WorldCup

08.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Taylor cat meme meets titanic

Taylor cat meme meets titanic

Morning. Still no sun

08.03.2026 10:34 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

This better be true

07.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Precisely, we got a direct so we don't have a stopover anywhere, then the plane can fly wherever it wants as far as I'm concerned πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 09:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, exactly. Perspective, right. Would be far worse this be in that position. Tbh the thought of flying through there was not a comfortable one

05.03.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We're lit one of the lucky ones, we have a plan. A load thought they'd wait it out for things to cool down, or Gulf Airlines to reroute and now screwed that they haven't. One's getting docked 2 weeks wages + 2 week extension to their hotel, for a rearranged Emirates flight that might not even fly

05.03.2026 09:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fortunate to not be in the actual warzone, and thoughts with all those with literal things dropping on their heads, but some advice would've been nice yknow. Apparently just gonna have to suck up the multi Ks on the credit card innit. Debt is good for some I guess

05.03.2026 09:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Obvs we can see the UK news and everyone tucking into the Gulf Influencers evacuation story, but there's loads of non-Gulf people the other side with literally no information and no help coming. And they're probably the tax-paying ones funding the Gulf ex-pat flights anyways

05.03.2026 09:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The flight we found was about 2x the cost of original Qatar one (so that refund isn't doing much heavy lifting anyway), but a lot of the flights were 4x, 5x of originals, and at the end of people's planned holidays, who can afford that? We have friends fully stuck cos of this

05.03.2026 09:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When booking new flights, whole days were selling out in minutes. Managed to get a flight from Thailand to Heathrow, but not until Wed 11 Mar (booked Mon 2 Mar).

So that's a new flight Nepal - Thailand, and 7 nights in a hotel. None of which covered by insurance

05.03.2026 09:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gulf crossing update:

Qatar obvs cancelled our flights. Have offered refunds, but made it REALLY difficult to work out how to claim. App, website, everything just going round in circles.

05.03.2026 09:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in the forest with limited Internet, but I will say Thank You to the West Indies,bhaven't felt that good watching a run like that for many, many years. Weren't to be, but was it ever. I've enjoyed the ride 🌴🏏 #INDvWI #T20WorldCup

01.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0