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Writer, relentless witterer, the only me I know. Exuberance, LFC, cycling, and the surprisingly bearable lightness of being.

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Buried tho, that was a brilliant movie.

06.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also not after 300km

06.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The sentence wasn’t finished, it’s supposed to end with β€˜of water’

06.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man says " you have my sword " while talking to another man ALT: a man says " you have my sword " while talking to another man
06.03.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In the history of cycling this dominance has only been achieved before with doping. So it doesn’t feel real.

That’s not to say Pog is doping, simply that it can only be assessed against the above.

And some may enjoy it. But for me sport benefits from actually being competitive.

06.03.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely the best way to prove there isn’t a doping problem - with your rider being the best since Merckx (who doped), and the team he rides for having a doper on its board - is to say there isn’t one and refuse to be more open with data.

06.03.2026 11:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, it’s shit. We’re allowed to say so. Pog fans can enjoy it, but for everyone else it’s genuinely ruining the sport.

06.03.2026 11:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I say β€œwe” because I speak for everyone of course πŸ˜†

06.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the total dominance of Pogacar that is the problem. That it’s a foregone conclusion in a way that’s unique (since Merckx, who doped). Simply someone capable of challenging occasionally beyond MvdP in very specific situations is all we need.

06.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This all said, Seixas did (conservatively) 7.2w/kg+ for 16mins the other day. And then be figures that suggest next years (this year too early IMHO) TdF will actually be interesting.

Shame, because the parcours this year is ace.

06.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s wishful thinking I fear… There were a LOT of extenuating circumstances at Amstel. Pogacar wasn’t fresh, underfed, and there was a huge headwind that benefited Remco and Skjelmose working together. Plus the back end of Amstel Gold is flatter. It was an anomaly (as other races have shown).

06.03.2026 10:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And regularly posts. Joyous.

06.03.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thespians do it on stage

06.03.2026 09:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the one 🀌

06.03.2026 09:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sharing is caring

All hands on Dick

Come together, right now, over Steve

All for mum, and mum for all

06.03.2026 09:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Many hands make light entertainment

In for a penny, in for a pounding

Eats, shoots, and leaves keys in the bowl

In a safe space, everyone can hear you scream

06.03.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s defo nothing to do with this πŸ˜†

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06.03.2026 08:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think that’s a sensible adjustment. But only for when talking about player numbers. If you were, in the same publication, talking about a β€˜top five goalscorer’ or whatever then revert to the consensus style.

(Assuming you mean one-nine and 10+)

06.03.2026 08:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was going to claim Lambert Simnel erasure but you’re right, he was just before. Damnit!

05.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I make no guarantees

05.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I draw your attention back to the monkey and chicken pic

05.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*two goals

05.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s also misattributed, which makes it even better/worse

05.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And you thought that was the worst of it… 😳

05.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[For a film]

05.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot imagine a more powerful endorsement of reading than this clip.

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Tax exiles stuck in London desperately trying to get *back* to Dubai to avoid becoming tax resident in the UK? Just great stuff. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

05.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 3818 πŸ” 1174 πŸ’¬ 198 πŸ“Œ 320

I mean, look at every single successful manager ever as an example πŸ˜†

05.03.2026 10:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s just going to annoy her, burping in her ear like that

04.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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