@evanbernick
Associate Prof at Northern Illinois University College of Law. Constitutional law, criminal law, abolition, philosophy, hoops, video games, puppies (esp. Argo the Floof). Probably nicer than you’ve heard. He/him.
4/ @evanbernick.bsky.social and I have posted our amicus brief, "An Originalist Defense of Birthright Citizenship" on SSRN, with our deepest gratitiude to @brendanbenedict.bsky.social & @mike-altebrando.bsky.social as our counsel who added so much substance:
papers.ssrn.com/abstract=635...
Because everyone needs it in their lives www.youtube.com/watch?v=vELW...
Even by that standard this is pretty bizarre
Regardless I refuse to let this ruin Tom Cruise‘s redemption role
Why is Tropic Thunder in there
Impossibly large Bernese mountain dog lounging on an ottoman with paws dangling off edge
YES HENLO I NEEDS LORGER PAWTTOMAN
aint nothing but a doggo party
i’ll always remember that Homer unaccountably knows who Philip Glass is and thinks that Marge will be impressed with his tickets to “an evening with philip glass“
Dr Manhattan I AM TIRED OF EARTH. THESE PEOPLE. I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES.
Our long national nightmare is
ok it’s not but this is good let’s enjoy it
I love how every defense sounds like "May he who did not get a Nazi tattoo while drunk in his 20s throw the first stone?" because that is truly an insane position.
He‘s something of an expert in distinguishing Nazi tattoos and that raises no questions whatsoever
That last sentence
“If you’re going to put your hand in your pocket during trial do it elegantly like Cary Grant would” I told my law students.
“Cary Grant” I repeated. Blank stares.
“George Clooney?” Stares.
Arthritis can’t compete with this pain.
It’s “A Milhouse Divided,“ a timelessly quotable classic
i’ll always remember that Homer unaccountably knows who Philip Glass is and thinks that Marge will be impressed with his tickets to “an evening with philip glass“
So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.
Genuinely one of the best-looking games I’ve played.
having played resident evil since the days of pre-rendered backgrounds that were not affected by gory violence at all, I cannot stress how shocking it is that zombie blood not only sprays onto walls but puzzle items and notes in REquiem. And stays there. Great, macabre touch.
ALT: a gargantuan Bernese mountain dog chases a large tall skinny black doggo and is chase in turn by a husky. A norwegian elk hound observes. Some humans are visible.
aint nothing but a doggo party
Ha thanks! I was actually more proud of the title for the episode on the Counter-Reformation: "Don't Give Up Pope"
The galaxy in question is NGC 941, located around 55 million light-years away from Earth in the constellation Cetus. NGC 941 is considered an "intermediate spiral galaxy," which means that, in terms of morphology, it is somewhere between a barred spiral galaxy and an unbarred spiral galaxy.
Notoriously, the Cetus bar exam has a higher fail rate than California‘s
Big & tall? Never heard of it
He feels your pain. Where is the big & tall store for dog lounging?
Angry barking Bernese mountain dog
BYE DOGGO KILLER
Huge Bernese mountain dog under table with head on shoe
UNTIL THEN I SULK WITH SHOO
Impossibly large Bernese mountain dog lounging on an ottoman with paws dangling off edge
YES HENLO I NEEDS LORGER PAWTTOMAN
Noem is out largely due to massive public activism, especially in MN, Democrats expressing increasing interest in impeachment and investigations, and resulting media coverage.
Keep pushing. These people are not invincible or immune from public opinion.
