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You piece of shit.

13.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Awesome example of the influencer trash we repost and retweet when they tell us what we want to hear without realizing the tobacco industry level harm they're capable of inflicting on us.

13.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was a fucking red light camera. I think its new and someone had just run the light. It was night out and the block was well lit and yet I'm not kidding when I say this thing almost put me on the ground. Someone's going to be walking east and catch it right in the face.

13.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm walking home on Madison between Calvert and St Paul when the biggest lightning bolt ever goes off behind me. I'm stunned and hunched over waiting for the thunder to rock me. Instead another lightning bolt lights me up. Fuck these are close. I might be in trouble here. But where's the thunder?

13.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At least with twitter we got hard news mixed in but on bluesky its nothing but influencer trash shitting out Iran memes in extremely poor taste. None of this is funny.

12.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cartoon mascots on the side of a truck that was parked outside the MD Home and Garden show this weekend. Heat Man looks like Ilya and Cold Boy looks just like Shane.

Cartoon mascots on the side of a truck that was parked outside the MD Home and Garden show this weekend. Heat Man looks like Ilya and Cold Boy looks just like Shane.

I know its cliche to call everything Heated Rivalry but these cartoon mascots for a heating and air conditioning subcontractor really do look like them and this is not a new design.

09.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think its related but that Lena Waithe play is PACKING centerstage every night.

05.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In 20 years I don't think I've ever seen so many people out walking around downtown and Mt Vernon. I know there some huge conference at the convention center but idk why Mt Vernon is so busy. It rules and I wish it was like this every day.

05.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Good to know! I appreciate it.

05.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At all? Sure glad I didnt subscribe to MLB then.

05.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Another day, another Os game paywalled behind MLB tv.

05.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Giving out my cell number for work was so dumb. If I told people I didnt have a phone what could they even do about it.

04.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No radio and no tv for this Os/Netherlands game huh.

03.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it info war or just a shitty use of a powerful and necessary tool? Who the fuck knows but the effect is the same.

03.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Some guy making a joke about the Riyadh Comedy Festival bringing peace to the middle east.

Some guy making a joke about the Riyadh Comedy Festival bringing peace to the middle east.

So much space on social media that could be filled by actual news and informed insights gets gobbled up by shit like this. Go on reddit and the top comment on every thread about Iran is some version of "Well this is no way for a fifa peace prize winner to behave".

03.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi. None of this is fucking funny.

02.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In 2024 we, every single one of us, had a moral obligation to the planet and to humanity to stop Trump, and instead so many set that extraordinary responsibility aside and prioritized their own personal ethics by placing the focus and outrage on Biden and not the true threat.

28.02.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We saw Back To The Future at the hippodrome tonight. Visually its incredible. Everything with the car was jaw dropping. As a musical its completely ridiculous. Its much dumber than even Moulin Rouge (in a good way) but the songs are less fun.

28.02.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can Anyone Stop Baltimore City’s Most Dangerous Drivers? Crashes have killed nearly 500 people in Baltimore City over the past decade, and safety advocates say leaders have left tools on the table.

Crashes have killed nearly 500 people in Baltimore City over the past decade, and safety advocates say leaders have left tools on the table.

25.02.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

$74 a month for fubo. Another $17 a month for masn. But you want to watch today's Os/Twins game? That'll be another $30 a month for MLB tv. Fucking exhausting man.

24.02.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

We saw Cabaret at the Charles on Saturday and maybe this is common Hollywood knowledge that everyone but me already knew but Bob Fosse beat Coppola for best director the year Godfather I came out and Joel Grey beat Duvall, Caan, and freaking Al Pacino for best supporting actor.

17.02.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like Kathy Bates at the end of Primary Colors but in reverse because we're finally going to get undeniable proof of just how unprepared for the moment our local media truly is. This is when we learn who's shit and who isnt.

12.02.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If accurate this alone is extremely newsworthy. If anyone sees confirmation of additional reporting please post and retweet.

12.02.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Santuario di San Bernardino alle Ossa.  There are human skulls everywhere.

Santuario di San Bernardino alle Ossa. There are human skulls everywhere.

Santuario di San Bernardino alle Ossa.  There are human skulls everywhere.

Santuario di San Bernardino alle Ossa. There are human skulls everywhere.

Santuario di San Bernardino alle Ossa.  There are human skulls everywhere.

Santuario di San Bernardino alle Ossa. There are human skulls everywhere.

Santuario di San Bernardino alle Ossa.  There are human skulls everywhere.

Santuario di San Bernardino alle Ossa. There are human skulls everywhere.

We went to the skull church.

07.02.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We flew into Milan a few months ago and went past this big olympic rings display at the airport and I said oh that must be leftover from the 2006 Olympics and my fiance was like ...are you serious? I had no idea, zero, but then yeah there was olympic stuff everywhere.

07.02.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe it needs a local angle? Like the billionaire owner of a local sports team? Nope. Check the banner and see if they're reporting on it. No? Nothing? Wow thats so weird. Must not be newsworthy. It must be a story with no value to the public.

04.02.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Those named should be in hiding for the rest of their lives. They should be panicking and fleeing their homes. No parties, no nights out, no jobs, no peace, ever, until they die in shame and obscurity. That doesn't seem to be happening and the pressure isn't there to force it to.

04.02.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Almost nothing makes clear just how alone we are than the response to the epstein files. Its a story that combines celebrity, politics, conspiracy, sex, crimes, and sex crimes. Its the big one. Its olympic level scandal. But no wall to wall coverage. No big fonts on the front page.

04.02.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0