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@standardtom

Definitely NSFW. You will see parts. The Standard of All Toms, and it's not even my actual name. Married to the Amazing Phil! I have a shit ton of cats and ADHD. I like nerdy stuff like science fiction and databases, and tragically uncool music.

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Ok, you talked me into it.

04.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would be wonderful if you could be there!

04.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, fucking perfect! 😍

04.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve got to start getting ready too!

04.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Take the C off the beginning, and that’s more like it.

13.11.2025 18:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking awesome.

18.10.2025 00:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A chunky hairy guy and his hard dick poking out of wet pubic hair.

A chunky hairy guy and his hard dick poking out of wet pubic hair.

I always love that Bluesky asks β€œwhat’s up.” #fcf

03.10.2025 13:35 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d like to try for 4 too.

03.10.2025 01:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Desk Lamp iMac. 😍

02.10.2025 19:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

01.10.2025 11:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been in this shower ever since! πŸ˜›πŸ˜‚

30.09.2025 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds good to me.

30.09.2025 16:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

βœ‹πŸ»

30.09.2025 15:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An early-60’s white dude with a furry belly in the shower. He’s furrier down below as well, but the shot is cropped before anything really racy shows up.

An early-60’s white dude with a furry belly in the shower. He’s furrier down below as well, but the shot is cropped before anything really racy shows up.

Since retirement, I’ve developed a bit of my old belly again. So let’s mark that with a little Tummy Tuesday, for those who celebrate.

30.09.2025 13:05 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Alas, mere mortal jock straps will have to do. 😈

30.09.2025 11:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’d look goooood in that.

30.09.2025 11:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He is low-key my god.

29.09.2025 15:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey I wanna get in line for this too!

29.09.2025 15:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

29.09.2025 15:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How about a boyish dad? πŸ˜‚

29.09.2025 15:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck? 😰

24.09.2025 21:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m need a hello like that. 😍

03.09.2025 12:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?

31.08.2025 04:41 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It gets better with every rewatch.

14.08.2025 01:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You might also enjoy the Netflix miniseries adapted from this. It’s very different from the original story, but is nonetheless beautiful in its own right.

14.08.2025 01:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―

13.08.2025 02:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ummm, yeah, fuck this.

13.08.2025 00:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to have to see this horrific sight.

08.07.2025 00:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️

22.06.2025 18:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

VPL Vursday!

12.06.2025 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0