carrie potter (underscore)

i love putting off paying my bills until the 5th of the month 😈

good news everyone — it’s thunderstorming outside!

"'Oh you fucked up your career' but they're talking about the career they had in mind for me. I fucked up the house in Antigua that the record company dudes wanted to buy. I fucked up *their* career, not mine"

i like how on this App when i twe—i mean post something, it says it’s been “published.” i sit up a little straighter and feel very professional for a few seconds.

Let that poor sweet baby cat go back to bed! He’s still sleepy!

i have a lot less respect for Allende now that i know he killed himself with the gun fidel castro gave him. you don't kill yourself with castro's gun. you're supposed to kill your enemies with castro's gun.

i think if we work hard enough, the girls can recreate the golden age of Amazon Wishlist in the Bio twitter. We can. have that again. Right here. On Bluesky Social.bsky.

it’s nice….having another Website to scroll.