people who take it as a point of pride to exclusively carry on luggage when flying are embarrassing grow up check your bag you are superior to no one for schlepping your shit all over the airport and then holding up boarding while we watch you sweat trying to cram it all into a tiny overhead bin
you can call me al is unironically my favorite song
james gunn loves foxy shazam so much and it’s bizarre to be confronted with so much this summer
frankensteins monster
statistically people are more likely to die on their birthday than any other day of the year
every once in a while i need to speak directly into the void
i actually cannot stomach listening to any critique of nathan fielder’s work from a neurotypical person
happy pride
on this day in history, i did happy hour with my new (low key iconic) drag queen friend and also nearly trampled al sharpton
i’ve seen so many at our house!!! what do we do
the rehearsal is my favorite show
i’ve seen these before but never tried them! what’s the texture like?
always feel uniquely proud when @ashrc.bsky.social tells me she’s impressed by how fucking bananas my algorithms are 😌
chicago pope official body and blood now portillo’s dog and cake shake
Heretical to put ketchup on hot dogs now
unholy water
no spoilies i didn’t get to watch last night!!!!
this is a legitimate concern
third flight in the last 7 days, every time just hoping the pilot and first officer have a trusting relationship with open and clear communication
things that new york has introduced to my life that have made it indescribably better:
1) my husband
2) monster
3) knishes
this is really good
every time i find myself driving in manhattan i wonder what i did to deserve this
today was one of the most surreal days of my adult life and i cried about it multiple times
🗣️WHERE IS BILL HADER🗣️
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
these were very good
ahahhahahaha whoops i meant mel gibson i’ve been awake since 3am my brain is broken
mel brooks told joe rogan it cures cancer
i hear from him at least once a week now and he just sends me pictures of the quilts he finishes and it’s so delightful
