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I talk Philly Sports, Pro Wrestling, Politics, and Phuturama, and other stuff that doesn't begin with P. Real person with a fake name, or vice versa. ❤️❤️❤️ Mom 6/10/57 to 4/6/25 Success in life is measured by the type of person you are.

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Even Lisa?

08.03.2026 03:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For reference, 35 years before that was the Lone Ranger.

08.03.2026 02:51 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
08.03.2026 02:41 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
08.03.2026 02:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HNIC Saturday Headlines (Mar 7):
• Elliotte thinks MTL was working on something big but can’t say what yet.
• The Islanders (Darche & Roy) met w/ Schenn face to face & that was the final thing to get the deal in place.
• Rumour is one deal got nixed because it didn’t get in before the buzzer. #NHL

08.03.2026 02:20 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

i cant believe he asked a reporter, about a war that is going badly, "how do you like the performance?"

how is this real.

08.03.2026 01:42 👍 58 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 2

That was a good angle, but did the turn really need to be a shot for shot remake of Ciampa turning on Gargano? #AEWCollision

08.03.2026 01:43 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 8 📌 0

The Sixers don't care about the Sixers, why should I care about the Sixers?

08.03.2026 01:35 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
08.03.2026 01:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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08.03.2026 01:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Next time Cornette and the Last Brian go on about exposing the business...

08.03.2026 01:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Typically right wing cope, everything is bad, everyone is bad, so it doesn't matter what I do, we're all equal, in this case it's continuing to post on the Nazi kiddie porn site for clicks.

08.03.2026 01:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The worst fucking ownership.

08.03.2026 00:18 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The going around his neighborhood rounding up turkey carcasses after Thanksgiving to make soup is one of my favorite stories.

08.03.2026 00:00 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He stood over the coffins wearing a baseball cap?

07.03.2026 23:47 👍 952 🔁 168 💬 101 📌 15

If you want to know what was so evil for Justine Peres Smith, basically nobody was responding to her posts.

07.03.2026 23:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Its not.

07.03.2026 23:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Holy Trinity.

07.03.2026 21:36 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

BlueSky, the Philadelphia, Trans, Pro Wrestling App.

07.03.2026 21:26 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The Video Rental Store was such a 2nd life for many of these.

07.03.2026 21:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nobody knows shit about how Andrew Painter will do.

07.03.2026 20:52 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Just the perfect person to complain about pro wrestling falling for one of the greatest workers of all time. Maybe he needs to make another music list or link to a podcast while they're throwing people in vans off the streets.

07.03.2026 20:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Eagles, DT Jordan Davis agree to 3-year, $78 million extension: Sources The new deal includes $65 million in guaranteed money, and it keeps Davis under contract with the Eagles through 2029.

Eagles, DT Jordan Davis agree to 3-year, $78 million extension: Sources

More details on @theathletic.com: www.nytimes.com/athletic/709...

07.03.2026 20:32 👍 40 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 2
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Pam Keith: I think pro wrestling is stupid.

Also Pam Keith: Let me post this stupid gimmick account

07.03.2026 20:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm really not sure, tbh.

07.03.2026 19:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The most important part of the Jordan Davis extension. I was right.

07.03.2026 19:54 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now the question is do the Eagles pay Davis, Carter, and Phillips by this time next year?

07.03.2026 19:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Pam doesn't know that they changed it a few years ago and it's all legit now.

07.03.2026 19:45 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

We often infantize American voters and continually put blame on other people, and failure is an orphan as they say.

07.03.2026 17:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe people will say it's always been, and look at the history, and to an extent, that is true, as it is with most big countries, but we're in 1964 if Goldwater won, or 68 if Wallace won, or maybe 1852.

07.03.2026 17:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0