haruspex

the feds saying theyll end their campaign of terror against an american city if their demands are met is the biggest domestic scandal of my lifetime

one of the things that 2024 proved was that many Americans now refuse to just hold their nose and vote when Dems are doing the same evil as Republicans and that shows tremendous growth. it also means the end of the Democratic Party as we understand it within the next 4 years or so

my federal agent contacting me just to tell me to post better

Matthew McConaughey says he wants a private LLM, fed only with his books, notes, journals, and aspirations, so he can ask it questions and get answers based solely on that information, without any outside influence.

this exists it is called thinking

ME, IN TEARS: you can't just say every single part of a computer system is a file

UNIX, POINTING AT THE MOUSE: file

Me: i’m Autistic

Them: Oh you take things literally

Me: No that’s kleptomania

gen x is not beating the allegations

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

put it in the louvre

Screenshot from Twitter: Andrew Cuomo: Today, I am proud to announce that I will be proposing “Zohran’s law," a law that will keep the rich out of New York’s affordable housing. @ZohranKMamdani : you say freeze the rent. But for who? Rich people like you? Hardworking, working class New Yorkers are being pushed from their neighborhoods. Let’s build affordable housing that helps the people who need it. Under Zohran’s law, landlords can no longer rent vacant rent-controlled units to the wealthy. You are a rich person stealing affordable housing from the poor. And you’re not the only one. It’s past time we address this injustice. Let’s build a new NYC that works for the people who need it.

Run him the fuck out of town. Now.

they don't know what to do because they think winning elections is their job. if they had substantive ideals that they fought for, and winning elections was merely an instrument for achieving those ends, they'd know exactly what to do. they don't even realize this is a problem.

I think the reason why I can never participate in birth rate handwringing is that if it turns out that women drive the fertility rate below replacement when given education and opportunity at levels equal or close to men, then I don't care if the species goes extinct. Them's the breaks

Groimes oim rewroiting the corpis

Some quotes are too good to cut
on.ft.com/4jkssZ0

screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

applying for jobs again

The problem is you fucking guys told us the president was competent when he actually wasn't; and not only was he not competent to do the job in the moment, you all were trying to prop him up like Weekend at Bernie's for another four years. That's the simple fact of the matter.

fuckin embarrassing

my hand hovers over a tub of Sabra at the grocery store, then drifts away. i am immediately executed by a 200 million dollar Boston Dynamics gun platform

I cannot emphasize enough that the New York City subway is not scary. It’s one of my favorite parts of living here. I grew up in the suburbs having to drive on highways everywhere and that’s way scarier

wait why did bluesky show me this, i'm not atted in it. uncanny valley neartwitter

sshhhh we're all reading twitter

not really tho

reconnecting with my twitter mutuals

a mosaic reading SAME / SANE against an empty field except for several large waving blades of grass; metropolitan-lorimer avenue station, brooklyn

SALE!

sake