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Geese

@beeffungusgeese

#289574 Blatant furry Anthropologist (weirdly not a joke anymore) Has obsessive, autistic displeasure with many subjects and wants to talk about it Do not read anything you see here, it's all porn

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Miles loves his friends~ They taste great~ Right @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social ?~
#Serperior #PokΓ©mon #sergal #vore #cock #oralsex #cumgestion #cum #cockvore

09.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's because Dragon wasn't a type yet in Gen 1.

But maybe they still wouldn't have been. I dunno.

07.03.2026 07:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#pokemon #charizard #dragons

In loving memory of Zach Hadel, 2022-2026

06.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not sure you're ever not in this mood

Lemme give you my card...

02.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@jigglebonezad.bsky.social fix it

01.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Held on for too long~

Looks like @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social was having a hit of fun with Miles and... kinda held onto his thick length for too long! So now he's kinda suck inside the big serp and that huge snake cock~

#serperior #pokemon #sergal #vore #cock #slit #snake #Geese

01.03.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

4:30 AM back decides it's gotta be in heavy pain no matter how I orient my body

24.02.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here we see Miles trying to smuggle @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social through airport security.

#serperior #Geese #sergal #pokemon #vore

04.02.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do you have a raging boner when you're on your way to work

Focus on driving

30.01.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I talk about my hyperfixations you make this really awful noise and groan, and sometimes server mute me or kick me from calls.

Bad dog.

30.01.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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New story on FA, in no small part due to the cajoling of www.furaffinity.net/user/tossing.... Good guy, him. It's all StarFox. :D Er, StarWolf. It's Leon and Wolf.
#analvore #endosoma #samesizevore

www.furaffinity.net/view/63714646/

21.01.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Aussy the floofderg is struggling and screaming for help deep in the vacant recesses of Geese's churning balls, while Geese the sergal tells him to buck up and PERISH already. Also, hyper cock and same size.

Aussy the floofderg is struggling and screaming for help deep in the vacant recesses of Geese's churning balls, while Geese the sergal tells him to buck up and PERISH already. Also, hyper cock and same size.

@ausjamcian.art kept saying he wasn't into vore, but honestly, I also like taking them unwilling.~

Drawn by the prey floofderg after he did this πŸ‘‰ πŸ‘ˆ and talked a lot about maybe maybe being into cock vore a little maybe haha. Everybody got what they wanted, see? Love ya Aussy.~ #cockvore #fatalvore

18.01.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 178 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Deal or No Dealβ„’ but they never make any deals

13.01.2026 10:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Railing your ass so that it can handle my arms and torso later, and of course going so hard that you can't stand up and figure out some way to let me out. Makes it harder for you to stop me next time... not that you'd think to try.

12.01.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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CW:CV,digestion
Doodle for a friend
θ’«εŽθΎˆεƒεΉ²ζŠΉε‡€β€¦

10.01.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Genuine thoughts: Wowow woaaagh...

08.01.2026 08:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"I aspire to be ick on Twitter" -Hopfel 2025

31.12.2025 09:48 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like your whole head fits in one palm. Like that's the vibe you're adamant about pulling off and much of the time I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do with all that power.

You're just a lil guy. :>

28.12.2025 02:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me when I write the best stuff ever, publish it, and it feels a little ignored. Sometimes I hear through friends of friends texting me a screenshot that's like "btw this guy says you're his favorite writer ever" and that usually feels like enough. I wish it was normal though.

27.12.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I main Falco, prepare to get three stock *sweeped.*

27.11.2025 09:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You won't have much of a choice.

27.11.2025 09:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not rising above my own allegations, because Bluesky is inclusive on that. Any content that scrolls infinitely, anything on your phone that makes you use it more--

There's a certain amount that contentious content is curated to you, R&D has long figured out what keeps you here. It's terrifying.

26.11.2025 22:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've had a bottled-up rant about how scary TikTok is, but I don't think I could sell it better than when Josh Johnson called phones TV screens.

Yeah. We're all just... Stuck on TV: 2. We don't have the capability of choosing what we see here. It's just... Endless entertainment noise. Terrifying.

26.11.2025 10:23 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly peak

24.11.2025 20:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For the record:

- Re:Zero might be the worst content that currently exists.
- Rise of the Shield Hero has no redeeming qualities and normalises a young-daughter into hot-girlfriend arc.
- DragonBall Z has a 5 minute fight scene stretch to ~15 episodes, and that happens in the 'good' seasons.

21.11.2025 00:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've seen too much internet around Vivziepop being bad at writing, and it's waaay too much.

These shows are like. Fine. Sure, I'm even the first annoyed every time someone breaks into song, but where are all the JoJo haters? We're free to hate on indie content but all anime gets free passes?

21.11.2025 00:39 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Kobolds.

They jiggle like jello and that's terrible ew fat gross :)

20.11.2025 19:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can imagine these as fridge magnets or in the place of those quilted "Live, Laugh, Love" decorum.

18.11.2025 20:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did somebody even *dare* to utter the phrase "silly vore stuff" in an area I could hear?

... Is-- is this a good place to advertise my stuff? That feels like all I do is silly vore stuff.

05.11.2025 18:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about doing something really big, as part of an even bigger joke, that still nobody other than me will like.

I'm gonna cross the border of "wowie haha what a trickster he makes everything a joke" to "Geese, no, don't touch that" like I'm freshly learning that oven, hot and glass, sharp.

05.11.2025 07:07 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0