SushiFerret

#SLYFEST : TERRIBLE TENTACLES

#SLYFEST : TERRIBLE TENTACLES
[3.20.26]

🌊 TIMES (EDT) 🌊
7:30 PM - OPEN
8:00 PM - DJEB
9:05 PM - AURAL STATE
10:15 PM - KENZI
11:20 PM - BALDIE
12:25 AM - SYL

VJ: DJEB, GPOT, CAPTIVATED, VICKIBEWICKED, SLY

🌐 slyfest.com

#VRChat #SlyFest2026 #VRCEvent

Playing music that makes u piss urself

God made me unable to fit in 90% of woman's fashion because they knew if I was that cunty the world would be thrown into chaos and we'd all be eating squirrels over trashcan fires by last year and this is why I hate the demiurge

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I came back for those kolaches you bitch

DIESELWORKS 5TH ANNIVERSARY
MARCH 14TH, 2026 9PM CST
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@gravekeepr.com
@getemwetshaggi.bsky.social
@risorah.bsky.social bsb @vaizor.bsky.social
@sirrosevr.bsky.social
@melon.echos.fm

🧬📡

More information below.

spring ~ 🌱

Hey, so...I just got laid off from my job.

To be honest, it hurts more than anything has ever hurt in my entire life. It is by far my favorite job I have ever had, and I was laid off by complete bad luck.

Please help me out by spreading the word that I'm looking for work in the Seattle area.

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

Snake: "Hrrrmhmrrngghhh. So if you want to put it more succinctly, then..."

Campbell: "That's right, Snake."

Snake: "Trans rights... are human rights."

Naomi: "Yes. That is the truth that I discovered in my research."

Snake: "Colonel... I have to defend them."

A windows dialog: the window title reads “Bunny” and the contents is a yellow triangle with a black exclamation mark with an image of a grey small bunny next to it. The available buttons below are “Ok” and “Exit”

⚠️

Stars: *dancing to trance music*

Me, bleeding out: "Not now yall"

I went to Bucees and that stupid sexy beaver lured me out into the woods with the promise of free kolaches and shot me in the fucking leg before making off with my keys and wallet so if anybody can give me a ride that'd be great

Water cheers with me in the club

Did it hurt... when you low key fell off?

The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.

Nice

good morniiiiiing

:3

⚠️Flash Warning⚠️

it's true
here's the video

severance | alts

*LOUD SLURPING NOISES*

get your inflation fetish-sized anime boobs off my screen im trying to read this guy’s chatbox that says what the weather is in some rural city in oklahoma

I'm not worried about gas prices because for the past year ive been sucking the gas out of my neighbor's car. No hose, no pump, just straight mouth to Corolla action.
They're well aware of this but lack the courage to stop me.
Every morning it sounds like that grapefruit technique video

you can bite a penis off with the same force as a carrot

We #VRChat fishing in the club

tonight

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.