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Adultery in the ashram could lead to vegans feeling angry, hurt, ashamed, resentful, and thirsty for revenge.

a woman wearing glasses and a wig is making a face . ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a wig is making a face .

Oooh! He a BEEGO man!

That sounds AWESOME!

Pretty sure it went thusly: If we off their leader, that makes ME Ayatollah Trump, and I get to steal all their oil, and combined with the oil I rightfully stole from Vinzoowayla, the USA will have plenty crude and the price of gas will plummet.
And no one stopped him.

I'm told one can check out dvds at the public library.

I've known a couple of big-boned gals could have definitely played Mulder.

Statement from Jasmine Crockett.

We've always had only men's restrooms in the Math and Engineering building. You can walk down four flights of stairs and hop over to the next building and see if we allow women to pee there. Don't you care about tradition?

It makes me loff
To see a giroffe
Go down the pahth
To hahve a bahth'.
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No thinks. I'm eating. Well, I hope to try to eat some time soon, and I don't wanna see more skin. Maybe people who cover up are just being kind. And animals also look terrible without their fur or feathers or whatevs.

Imagine what the 90% of skin we’re not seeing looks like.

You might need this.

My musical taste careens around. There are no elegant seques.

Maybe you need an emotional support punk present to help you handle the trauma. You can lure most of us over with the promise of a chair and a glass of water.

This mushroom is so ugly, it looks like if I tried to knit a flower.

America’s foreign policy is now “How many people have to die before you stop talking about the Epstein Files?”

Rent boys are two blocks down that way.

Thats some solid cynical humour!

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I did a lot of hunkerbunkery yesterday. Hunkered down in my bunk and sleeped most of the day.

It was very nice sleep because totely illeagle.

I was told I should refrain from removing heads of state because I don't know who or what will replace them and I also can't control it. Sounds like a dumb rule but okay whatevs.

If the United States is going to go around the world causing regime changes, we should practice here first.

We did.

Iranian state media confirms supreme leader is dead.

But the worst part of JFK's wasn't Bay of Pigs, it was the abrupt ending.
HEY!

Excuse me, but I listen to The President.

He said many times, it was obwLIDoowaydit.

You should pay better attention.

I'm sure John McCain is cheering from whichever afterlife he earned.

Unless evidence shows otherwise, I'm blaming all terrible trends in pro sports on their embrace of gambling.

I don't see why. She doesn't respect me now.

Nope. That's pretty much it.