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Chris (he/him)

@geekdadchris

Just a dude, pretending to be three other dudes in a trench coat.

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So hard to pick because they are both some memorably good.

08.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Our crazies are compatible.

07.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Here be pirates?

04.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's giving "insecure ex-boyfriend" energy.

02.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ILU

14.02.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(thank you! I am awful at self-promotion)

25.01.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, forgot to mention that all these designs in my shop have sticker versions too.

25.01.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
A black t-shirt with a design on it. The design is a distorted American flag with a red boot print on it, and the words "SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS" circled around. "Sic semper tyrannis" is Latin for "And thus, tyrants" and has been used for centuries as a call to action to remove all tyrants from government.

A black t-shirt with a design on it. The design is a distorted American flag with a red boot print on it, and the words "SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS" circled around. "Sic semper tyrannis" is Latin for "And thus, tyrants" and has been used for centuries as a call to action to remove all tyrants from government.

oldbearworkshop.threadless.com/designs/sic-...

25.01.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't Comply Masc T-Shirt | Old Bear Workshop Don't Comply on Masc T-Shirt – I'm getting sick and tired of being told to just go along with whatever illegal fascist bullshit gets peddled to me, and I have a feeling you are too.

First: oldbearworkshop.threadless.com/designs/dont...

22.01.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for that. I’ve been having a hard time finding funny inspiration. But lately my design inclinations have skewed more β€œscorched Earth” with *waves vaguely* all this. But I do have a few ideas brewing.

21.01.2026 06:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! And Discord, honestly? I’m mostly offline these days.

03.11.2025 04:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for the love! I suppose I should answer too. You and me, beach bonfire in Iceland, watching the Auroras like up the sky with an ethereal shimmer.

01.11.2025 23:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Um, @evilbatwitch.bsky.social would like to have a word with you about that.

25.06.2025 03:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The sauce was mid but I enjoyed the company and conversation.

25.06.2025 03:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face . ALT: a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
09.05.2025 01:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Umm…

28.03.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Reddit’s down. So, what’s going on in this room?

22.02.2025 01:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! I do already feel so much better. @adorablecyborg.bsky.social took good care of me.

11.02.2025 03:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Capital G Nine Inch Nails Β· Year Zero Β· Song Β· 2007

And he signs his name with a capital T.

24.01.2025 04:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dry? Yes. Safe from the wind? That has yet to be seen. We’ve been pretty lucky so far. Plenty of power outages across the area.

20.11.2024 04:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is a dark and stormy night.

20.11.2024 03:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But if we survive just think of how much stronger we’d be.

03.11.2024 02:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohh, I like!

But what about this

Date night: Escape room, but it’s run by Jigsaw.

03.11.2024 02:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, love! Feels good to be seen (even if I’m never on this site)

16.06.2024 20:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a ride it’s been.

26.03.2024 21:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure did. Also, I just want to say for the record that it’s not my fault the company IT didn’t block my installation of Minecraft on the work computer. They should be ashamed.

26.03.2024 21:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, I like to sing. I just don’t do it well.

31.01.2024 22:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Such a good show. So gay. So beautifully gay.

09.01.2024 22:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whatever. That test don’t know shit. You are my 100% ride or die.

28.12.2023 02:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My Gomez, the original Wife Guy. πŸ’œ

28.12.2023 01:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0