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The National Advice Columnist of @texasmonthly.bsky.social since 2007. Send questions to texanist@texasmonthly.com.

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Gov. Abbott once opposed a wall in Big Bend. He's silent now. As bipartisan opposition grows, the governor has yet to respond.

As bipartisan opposition grows, the governor has yet to respond.

03.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks to colleague @forrest4thetrees.bsky.social for telling it like it is with this harebrained plan. And for allowing those who know best just exactly how harebrained of plan it is to tell it like it is. Every Texan should be duly outraged and call their elected representatives today.

27.02.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today's the day the music died.

03.02.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7
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What’s the Matter With Texas A&M? Five presidents in five years.Β Firings of β€œwoke” professors.Β Crackdowns on Plato.Β Inside state leaders’ efforts to remake a great university.

For two years, I've been investigating claims that Texas A&M University has been overtaken by the forces of gay race communism. The truth is a little more complicated: www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...

30.01.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 244 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 15

RIP funny lady. Thanks for all the laughs.

30.01.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What It Feels Like Getting Stopped by ICE My work for Texas Monthly demands hundreds of hours on the road each year. Being pulled over by immigration enforcement officers has felt like an inevitability for months.

β€œMy work for Texas Monthly demands hundreds of hours on the road each year. Being pulled over by immigration-enforcement officers has felt like an inevitability for months.”

27.01.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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The Texanist: Has There Ever Been Any Violence at the Texas Capitol? The recent, terrifying events in Washington have an Austin man wondering about mayhem closer to home.
06.01.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hallelujah! 😎

03.12.2025 22:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

If any of the hogs were dispatched soon thereafter, yes.

22.11.2025 17:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trying to think of something cooler than Willie Nelson playing a retired Texas Ranger on Miami Vice and I'm coming up empty

14.11.2025 18:15 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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Grammy noms are out and they’ve pitted father against son! Has this ever happened before?

07.11.2025 18:14 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This great record was released 50 years ago today.

07.11.2025 15:24 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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Two of Texas’s greatest contributions to the world of music were born on the exact same day, November 6, in the exact same year, 1941. Guy Clark in Monahans and Doug Sahm in San Antonio. How about that?

06.11.2025 15:07 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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About That Texas Monthly Cover Featuring Dick Cheney with a Shotgun Evan Smith, then Texas Monthly’s editor in chief, gives the behind-the-scenes story of how the 2007 Bum Steers cover came together.

Evan Smith reminisces with @thetexanist.bsky.social www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...

06.11.2025 01:36 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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About That Iconic Dick Cheney Cover Evan Smith, then Texas Monthly’s editor in chief, gives the behind-the-scenes story of how the 2007 Bum Steers cover came together.

was about to post about the Texas Monthly Dick Cheney "Bum Steers" cover but thankfully they already have me covered @thetexanist.bsky.social www.texasmonthly.com/the-stand-up...

05.11.2025 17:09 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Chili's at 45th and Lamar in Austin should have a Michelin Star

29.10.2025 20:29 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
Cactus in Bloom

Cactus in Bloom

Cactus in Bloom https://www.wikiart.org/en/robert-julian-onderdonk/cactus-in-bloom-1915

28.10.2025 18:36 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Morning in the Hills Southwest Texas

Morning in the Hills Southwest Texas

Morning in the Hills Southwest Texas https://www.wikiart.org/en/robert-julian-onderdonk/morning-in-the-hills-southwest-texas

11.10.2025 09:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Current Events-Joe King Carrasco
Current Events-Joe King Carrasco YouTube video by Joe King Carrasco

As true today as when JKC recorded it in 1984.

27.09.2025 18:17 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a former factchecker, I will say that such corrections are the absolute greatest. It's not everyone who can raise the dead, after all. Long live the fact departments!

25.09.2025 15:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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In hindsight, all the problems started when we moved away from hand-written library catalog cards.

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How a 75-Year-Old Tex-Mex Restaurant Became a Magnet for Politicians and Artists Cisco’s has been holding strong in Austin since 1950.

The great Pat Sharpe has broken retirement to pen this mouthwatering note on Austin's world-famous purveyor of migas perfecto (and more), Cisco's Restaurant, Bakery & Bar, which turns 75 this year.

05.09.2025 21:00 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
LBJ Orders Pants
LBJ Orders Pants YouTube video by pthiso

In honor of Lyndon Johnson's birthday (August 27, 1908, near Stonewall), please enjoy this audio of him ordering some pants. #HBDLBJ

27.08.2025 21:35 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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You Can Pry Texans’ Beach Driving From Their Cold Dead Hands A long history of the beloved (and hated) tradition.

Beep beeeeeep! πŸ›»πŸ–οΈ https://www.texasmonthly.com/travel/beach-driving-texas/

22.08.2025 19:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Texanist: Is Nacogdoches Really the Oldest Town in Texas? The East Texas city stakes that claim for itself, but a Santa Fe man is skeptical.

Nacogdoches claims to be the oldest town in Texas. But is it really?

The Texanist investigates. πŸ” https://www.texasmonthly.com/being-texan/the-texanist-nacogdoches-oldest-town-texas/

25.08.2025 17:11 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The Jerk Sleeping Scene
The Jerk Sleeping Scene YouTube video by FireOps

Today is Waco-born comedic genius Steve Martin's 80th birthday. In his honor, what say we all take a minute (and forty-five seconds) to enjoy just a bit of his sidesplitting virtuosity? Here, from "The Jerk," please enjoy the memorable sleeping scene.

14.08.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Texas Music’s Brightest Stars Lend Their Talents to Flood Relief Lyle Lovett, Miranda Lambert, Parker McCollum, and more are stepping up to help their fellow Texans after a historic flood hit the Hill Country on July 4.

Lyle Lovett, Miranda Lambert, Parker McCollum, and more are stepping up to help their fellow Texans after a historic flood hit the Hill Country on July 4.

Here are five upcoming fundraising events to keep an eye out for:

13.08.2025 15:02 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Texanist: Did the Marx Brothers Get Their Start in East Texas? The famed comedy trio were New Yorkers through and through. Or were they?

The famous Marx Brothers launched their comedic careers in:
a) Yonkers
b) Oxnard
c) Nacogdoches
d)Peoria
e) None of the above

06.08.2025 17:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lisa Loeb hits #1 with β€œStay (I Missed You) 31 years ago today.

She’d been working as a temp at Ernst & Young when her friend Ethan Hawke brought the song to @benstiller.redhour.com, who used it in β€œReality Bites.”

It remains the only #1 hit by an artist who was not already signed to a label.

06.08.2025 14:07 πŸ‘ 2130 πŸ” 246 πŸ’¬ 103 πŸ“Œ 39
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A Highly Opinionated Deep Dive Into Five Texas-Shaped Pools We traveled 1,400 miles across the state to sample our watery best.

Swimming in a Texas-shaped pool is just. . . better. 🀷

28.07.2025 15:29 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1