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a brooch made of orange-red coral, which is in the shape of two hands pulling apart a shape with a face in the middle. it looks a lot like the infamous viral photo nicknamed "goatse" which involves someone doing the same gesture but with a bum. sorry you had to read that

a brooch made of orange-red coral, which is in the shape of two hands pulling apart a shape with a face in the middle. it looks a lot like the infamous viral photo nicknamed "goatse" which involves someone doing the same gesture but with a bum. sorry you had to read that

goatse evolved

09.02.2026 20:41 👍 35 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 2
The fortune teller in A Link to the Past has a suspiciously familiar sign over their door

The fortune teller in A Link to the Past has a suspiciously familiar sign over their door

23.12.2025 02:33 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
The GOAT(SE) of rings.

The GOAT(SE) of rings.

I have a fascination for ancient jewellery.
This wide Anglo-Saxon ring features the rare prolapis lazuli.

21.10.2025 01:07 👍 313 🔁 79 💬 15 📌 19

Just realised I reposted this from the wrong account the other day. I definitely enjoyed seeing it!

01.10.2025 18:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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here you go

29.09.2025 18:56 👍 602 🔁 279 💬 10 📌 7
okay i'll be real with you there's really no good way to describe this beyond "imagine goatse, but the camera is inside the butthole facing outwards, looking at a smiling human, also it's all drawn in the horrible corporate memphis art style"

okay i'll be real with you there's really no good way to describe this beyond "imagine goatse, but the camera is inside the butthole facing outwards, looking at a smiling human, also it's all drawn in the horrible corporate memphis art style"

so i'm updating my ubisoft account information and i just...

i'm not the only one that sees it, right?

26.09.2025 20:42 👍 134 🔁 12 💬 18 📌 2

bsky.app/profile/badp...

17.09.2025 06:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The cover of Joe Clark’s Building Accessible Websites. The center is the book’s title and the author’s name in white text on a black background. Around the edges are a mess of cables being pulled back to reveal the title by four hands.

The cover of Joe Clark’s Building Accessible Websites. The center is the book’s title and the author’s name in white text on a black background. Around the edges are a mess of cables being pulled back to reveal the title by four hands.

joeclark.org/book #notsponsoredcontent

14.08.2025 11:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two hands pulling at something

Two hands pulling at something

Lovely tribute in Costa's new decor

29.06.2025 09:24 👍 398 🔁 61 💬 32 📌 13
A large installation on the side of the road in Shepherd’s Bush showing a pair of hands ripping open a chest to reveal a heart. It looks like goatse.

A large installation on the side of the road in Shepherd’s Bush showing a pair of hands ripping open a chest to reveal a heart. It looks like goatse.

Begging companies to employ people with knowledge of internet lore

25.06.2025 18:37 👍 296 🔁 76 💬 10 📌 6
Instructions for opening train doors in case of emergency. They feature two fists pulling firmly in opposite directions, followed by a person sitting down to leave.

Instructions for opening train doors in case of emergency. They feature two fists pulling firmly in opposite directions, followed by a person sitting down to leave.

04.04.2025 16:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The back of a pizza truck. It says “Mozzeria. Deaf-owned and owner operated pizzeria” (mozzeria.com).

It features an illustration of someone stretching a mozzerella pizza which looks quite strikingly like a certain picture of someone stretching their anus.

The back of a pizza truck. It says “Mozzeria. Deaf-owned and owner operated pizzeria” (mozzeria.com). It features an illustration of someone stretching a mozzerella pizza which looks quite strikingly like a certain picture of someone stretching their anus.

They knew exactly what they were doing.

10.03.2025 14:51 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A piece of metallic sculpture depicting the symbol for peace being torn apart by a pair of hands pulling on the circles edges.

A piece of metallic sculpture depicting the symbol for peace being torn apart by a pair of hands pulling on the circles edges.

07.03.2025 13:33 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The logo for ReArm Logo, two hands appear to be spreading the Ukrainian flag with the EU stars in the centre.

The logo for ReArm Logo, two hands appear to be spreading the Ukrainian flag with the EU stars in the centre.

06.03.2025 13:48 👍 20 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0