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@properwicked

just a guy being a dude oscillating between dimensions ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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thought i was mad but i was just overstimulated again

13.03.2026 00:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there's a fine line between an alien and an angel

11.03.2026 11:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one day you will feel weird for the last time

11.03.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 176 ๐Ÿ” 26 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's all so difficult and so embarrassing

10.03.2026 10:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i need to improve my grip on reality strength but someone's always on the machine when i wanna use it

09.03.2026 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i can dream for you if you'd like, just as long as you're okay with it being the same thing over and over again

09.03.2026 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i dream the same thing over again

09.03.2026 21:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

maybe i'm not so convincing

09.03.2026 12:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every tv show should have infinite episodes and every episode should be the best episode

09.03.2026 10:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there was a time when i knew something

09.03.2026 09:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

throwing out all my tableware on account of my dishwasher breaking

09.03.2026 07:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there are no strangers in dreams, but maybe there should be

08.03.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they're mostly non-existent, save for a preacher curl here or a tricep extension there...

08.03.2026 11:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
some gay guy with a body made of fried chicken and ice cream

some gay guy with a body made of fried chicken and ice cream

hm

08.03.2026 09:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 93 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

go ahead and make an ass out of u but don't drag me into it

08.03.2026 08:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

feelin some pretty same-sex attracted feelings

08.03.2026 07:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a chicken that's been korean fried hates to see me coming

08.03.2026 06:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

made the most seamless tram-to-train connection and feel as though the whole public transport network was made entirely for me

07.03.2026 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a neighbour who i've said hi to like one time saw me walking to the train and asked if i was going into the city to watch the F1, which is funny because i'm actually on my way to williamstown beach to look at some shells :)

07.03.2026 05:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

everything is so real, but in such a fake way

06.03.2026 11:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i only do what my reflection does

06.03.2026 09:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the third dimension is just where i keep my stuff

06.03.2026 09:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there's too much heavy to be cool nowadays and not enough heavy to be real

06.03.2026 04:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everything I do and say is supposed to be funny except when it's not

05.03.2026 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not all the bugs are my fault but i'm trying to destroy them all anyway

01.03.2026 09:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

when the chains feel like a little kiss

27.02.2026 07:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i keep dreaming of what other people do

26.02.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i would realise if i were touching a spider

26.02.2026 11:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you, i did feel way better not having to leave the house for sure!

26.02.2026 10:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

must be nice having people to text...

26.02.2026 09:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0