Sheldon Nylander's Avatar

Sheldon Nylander

@sheldonnylander

Writer, Tabletop Gamer, All-Around Know-It-All

146
Followers
221
Following
320
Posts
16.11.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Sheldon Nylander @sheldonnylander

Preview
Americans Are Now a Target in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown A WSJ investigation tracked the U.S. citizens caught in the crosshairs of an aggressive federal campaign to detain and demonize dissenters.

Americans Are Now a Target on Trump's Immigration Crackdown:
www.wsj.com/us-news/immi...

08.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

Why the DOJ couldn't get all the Epstein files out before.

06.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They had to do this because she's been privy to the inner goings-on in the administration that could send everyone to prison if she were to turn State's evidence.

06.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"She wasn't fired. She's being moved to a new post." It's a post that doesn't actually exist yet and is being created specifically to sideline her while allowing her to try to save Botoxed face.

06.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Noem is finally out as DHS Secretary! We should be celebrating and...! Wait... Her replacement is WHO? *headdesk* We're all gonna die...

05.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

As news spreads of Noem's firing:

05.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Probably more excited than is really necessary, but I got my limited edition LA Public Library centennial card.

27.02.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In fact, if people have already demonstrated they're willing to pay the higher prices, don't expect those prices to come back down at all. Trickle down economics strikes again!

20.02.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The SCOTUS decision is going to be a huge windfall for businesses. The money collected from the tariffs is going to need to be paid back to them, but they've already passed those increased cost onto consumers, and those refunds are not going to reach those consumers.

20.02.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If these new Peanut Butter Monster cookies at Costco are not a permanent fixture, we riot!

15.02.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

On this Groundhog Day...

02.02.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And for those trying to say it was because his flight was delayed due the "electrical problem" and he was tired and irritated, if he can't handle something like that, then he can't handle the pressures of the presidency.

22.01.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've seen family members just before they pass, and that is usually something that happens right before. While I have very little sympathy for him, keeping him propped up like this should be considered elder abuse.

22.01.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't see how anyone could have watched his speech today and not think he was about to keel over on the podium. He couldn't keep anything straight and kept sounding like he was slurring, like he was having trouble controlling his mouth muscles.

22.01.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But...but...he had internal bleeding! (He had a bruise.) That proves he was hit! (He's was in Minneapolis in the middle of winter; he slipped on the fucking ice like every other ICE agent we're seeing sent there unprepared. ICE on ice. Hehe...)

15.01.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Felonius Chunk doesn't care about national security. He probably barely even cares about the oil. What he wants is a 51st state that he can put his name on. Basically Trumpistan. He's going to get a lot of people killed for his vanity.

06.01.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why does every year of Lord Dimwit Flathead's regime feel like an eternity? It's January 3, and I've already had enough of 2026.

03.01.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shall I quote Don Jr. during the 2022 midterms before a single vote was counted?

"Bloodbath!"

Except this time it really is. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

05.11.2025 03:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Star Wars Launches An Advent Calendar Full of Mini Legacy Lightsaber Hilt Replicas Collectors and fans love the legacy lightsaber hilt replicas at The Disney Store, a fact that is undoubtedly the inspiration behind the Mini Legacy Lightsaber Hilt Countdown Calendar. In fact, we can ...

Must...resist...
comicbook.com/gear/product...

25.10.2025 06:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s 100% cheaper because you’re taking $50 off and left with only $50, so the amount you took off the price is equal to the amount that’s left. They’re equal so it’s 100%.'”

Excuse me while I dive into a bottle of Excedrin...

23.10.2025 15:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We now have the answer of how you can run a casino into bankruptcy.

Dr. Oz on how Trump calculates using TrumpMath: β€œThe president does the calculation by saying, β€˜Okay, if a drug was $100 and you reduce it to $50,

23.10.2025 15:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes being right all the time sucks. #ShouldHaveListenedToCassandra

22.10.2025 19:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember how I warned about the massive increase in ICE's budget in the Big Ugly Bill was to turn it into Trump's personal police force and military? Well, reports are now coming out that with the extra money, they are purchasing things like "chemical weapons" and "guided missile warheads".

22.10.2025 19:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The reason there hasn't been a grand ballroom at the White House is because it's supposed to be the residence and office space/place of business of a citizen president. Not an imperial palace.

21.10.2025 05:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guess this means I'll have send back the check to George Soros (j/k, I'm keeping it).

19.10.2025 06:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Really wanted to attend the local No Kings rally today. Unfortunately, I made a poor dinner decision last night combined with some bad luck and ended up spending the better part of the day glued to the toilet. I hope my fellow protesters appreciate me not subjecting them to be around me during this.

19.10.2025 06:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

RIP Ace Frehley.

16.10.2025 23:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

For some reason, I can't stop laughing at the idea of "quality cuts of meat" being applied to a hot dog.

"Yep, that is some premium hog anus right there."

13.10.2025 04:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

A Twinkie shake. For when you want to see just how unhealthy you can make a particular food item.

13.10.2025 02:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And here's the thing: I was watching it on VHS with a friend in the late 80s and I mentioned this, and he said that he was pretty sure he remembered that, too.

01.10.2025 05:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0