Americans Are Now a Target on Trump's Immigration Crackdown:
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Americans Are Now a Target on Trump's Immigration Crackdown:
www.wsj.com/us-news/immi...
Why the DOJ couldn't get all the Epstein files out before.
They had to do this because she's been privy to the inner goings-on in the administration that could send everyone to prison if she were to turn State's evidence.
"She wasn't fired. She's being moved to a new post." It's a post that doesn't actually exist yet and is being created specifically to sideline her while allowing her to try to save Botoxed face.
Noem is finally out as DHS Secretary! We should be celebrating and...! Wait... Her replacement is WHO? *headdesk* We're all gonna die...
As news spreads of Noem's firing:
Probably more excited than is really necessary, but I got my limited edition LA Public Library centennial card.
In fact, if people have already demonstrated they're willing to pay the higher prices, don't expect those prices to come back down at all. Trickle down economics strikes again!
The SCOTUS decision is going to be a huge windfall for businesses. The money collected from the tariffs is going to need to be paid back to them, but they've already passed those increased cost onto consumers, and those refunds are not going to reach those consumers.
If these new Peanut Butter Monster cookies at Costco are not a permanent fixture, we riot!
On this Groundhog Day...
And for those trying to say it was because his flight was delayed due the "electrical problem" and he was tired and irritated, if he can't handle something like that, then he can't handle the pressures of the presidency.
I've seen family members just before they pass, and that is usually something that happens right before. While I have very little sympathy for him, keeping him propped up like this should be considered elder abuse.
I don't see how anyone could have watched his speech today and not think he was about to keel over on the podium. He couldn't keep anything straight and kept sounding like he was slurring, like he was having trouble controlling his mouth muscles.
But...but...he had internal bleeding! (He had a bruise.) That proves he was hit! (He's was in Minneapolis in the middle of winter; he slipped on the fucking ice like every other ICE agent we're seeing sent there unprepared. ICE on ice. Hehe...)
Felonius Chunk doesn't care about national security. He probably barely even cares about the oil. What he wants is a 51st state that he can put his name on. Basically Trumpistan. He's going to get a lot of people killed for his vanity.
Why does every year of Lord Dimwit Flathead's regime feel like an eternity? It's January 3, and I've already had enough of 2026.
Shall I quote Don Jr. during the 2022 midterms before a single vote was counted?
"Bloodbath!"
Except this time it really is. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
itβs 100% cheaper because youβre taking $50 off and left with only $50, so the amount you took off the price is equal to the amount thatβs left. Theyβre equal so itβs 100%.'β
Excuse me while I dive into a bottle of Excedrin...
We now have the answer of how you can run a casino into bankruptcy.
Dr. Oz on how Trump calculates using TrumpMath: βThe president does the calculation by saying, βOkay, if a drug was $100 and you reduce it to $50,
Sometimes being right all the time sucks. #ShouldHaveListenedToCassandra
Remember how I warned about the massive increase in ICE's budget in the Big Ugly Bill was to turn it into Trump's personal police force and military? Well, reports are now coming out that with the extra money, they are purchasing things like "chemical weapons" and "guided missile warheads".
The reason there hasn't been a grand ballroom at the White House is because it's supposed to be the residence and office space/place of business of a citizen president. Not an imperial palace.
Guess this means I'll have send back the check to George Soros (j/k, I'm keeping it).
Really wanted to attend the local No Kings rally today. Unfortunately, I made a poor dinner decision last night combined with some bad luck and ended up spending the better part of the day glued to the toilet. I hope my fellow protesters appreciate me not subjecting them to be around me during this.
RIP Ace Frehley.
For some reason, I can't stop laughing at the idea of "quality cuts of meat" being applied to a hot dog.
"Yep, that is some premium hog anus right there."
A Twinkie shake. For when you want to see just how unhealthy you can make a particular food item.
And here's the thing: I was watching it on VHS with a friend in the late 80s and I mentioned this, and he said that he was pretty sure he remembered that, too.