Matt R

Guys I am a Lizzo hater so I regret to inform you that she fucking smoked that concert yesterday. That girl can sing her ass off

Yeehaw #Rodeo #Houston

Houston is not a real place

Be for real like what the fuck

Address steak night for 17 and 5 dollar patron go crazy

About an 8.2 😂

Mixtape Pluto is such a good tape

Having tacos and margaritas on the clock cause enough is enough for today

Your barber

Shhhhh. Be dairy dairy quiet.

"Respect for opinions" as a concept was created before the fucking internet and before the internet a random stupid person couldn't spread their stupidity as easily to other stupid people.

It never should've been grandfathered in.

No all opinions aren't valid.

No I don't respect all perspectives.

No it's not healthy discourse.

No we can't agree to disagree.

Use your brain, have moral character, be curious and learn things, or respectfully shut the fuck up.

I get so frustrated with internet convos sometimes because this whole idea that "all opinions are valid" is how we fucking got here in the first place.

Heading to Houston today for a long weekend of chaos apparently 🤠

This meta glasses shit is so weird. Owning them is weird.

I'm so sick of this shit. Shooting the first groundhog I see.

Me happy winter is on its way out because the pollen is fucking me up

Literally

People who make their personality what they WONT do for a partner kill me lol

"I would never take a chick on a 200 dollar date, tf I look like? A simp?"

"Eww I would never cook for a man"

Okay here's a fucking cookie 🍪

Originally Cleveland, but I get around

Man. What a time

Yes and somehow ended up taking shots at 137am

One Sunday in DC was enough for me. Yall live here? The hell?

I'm tired

It might be Sunday funday weather in DC

Jayme Lawson spit bars

I need to start paradise season 2

They be furious

One can dream….

Sometimes you just gotta listen to Future "News or Something" on repeat and pensively stare out the window

Lemme turn on this Bruno Mars