Just Dan for now

You have the BEST taste in music.

She lost a contact in that grass. Bad day.

Look out… Cuba? Who’s left to bomb?

and only four more and they could have won the game.

Is it voting based? When do you go from model to super? Do you get powers, or is it money and fame and being able to be recognized with one name? Good luck though.

I had a dream that Lenny Kravitz walked across the country and all the trad-wives and female MAGAs followed him like lemmings and he walked them right into the ocean.

Children can’t defend themselves from a zombie attack = science

We use grunts. It’s really fucked up. Working on engines, plumbing repairs, get me a drink, all grunts. It’s like a language at this point.

Cricket finally got revenge.

Was it weird wearing their clothes until then?

New to social media, I use that answer as a default. Ok, zombies.

I said ‘fuck you’ under my breath until I re-read this. My therapist says I share too much. The only religion for me.

I need to know the exact date my stuff goes from ‘cringe’ to ‘vintage’. I have given away thousands of dollars. I am willing to pay for this service.

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Tradition.

I made a proverb in high school and never shared it, here it goes, the opposite of ‘early to rise…’

‘Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man tired, and socially dead.’

Fetterman looks like the guy that gets kicked out of his kid’s little league game.

It’s interesting that Trump has not sued Southpark for claiming he had a small dick.

Being a psychiatrist and loving politics and watching the news must be just pure hell.

I have no idea what makes a guy have a ‘punchable’ face, but I know it when I see it.

George Carlin was a prophet.

If there was no such thing as sports to distract us, there would be rioting in the streets by now.

I bet if I could recreate a magic 8-ball with Trump’s top 24 answers, instead of 5, I could figure out a fun new drinking game for press conferences and speeches.

Stephen Miller looks like he was born in a lab and raised by evil men in white coats only to be released into society to destroy it from within. Like the tv show, The Americans, but with the Heritage foundation instead of Russia.

I hope Noem turns on the GOP like MTG and they take down the whole party in flames. Personally, I think it would be heroic.

This is how long a post can be written about nothing. I’m not sure if it is called a skeet or post, but the term skeet creeps me out, so I call it a post. This is my first social media, a year or more into it, and the whole thing reminds me of those B&N books about random thoughts from the 1990’s.

I suck at timing. I hold onto shit until about 6 weeks before it becomes cool again. Remember about 6 weeks before vinyl had a comeback? Gave the turntable and all the alt rock 90’s originals to a guy down the street. He even got the Doors album. There are at least 6 of these things I can remember…

Thomas Massie looks like Ted Cruz’s cousin who’s not allowed at Thanksgiving anymore.

If there was ever a time for a bunch of liberal atheists to run a government, it is coming very soon. These religious zealots have had their run.

He will just veto it. Huge waste of time.