Today in my working life I was introduced to using AI for threat hunting. They call this ‘vibe hunting’ which I had thought was how you describe searching through drawers for a sex toy. You live, you learn.
In my 52 years, I’ve realized the only way to know what a woman wants is to ask her, and then shut up and listen (actually listen and HEAR).
Ok…fine. We will call it ‘SloppySoft’ instead.
He will be reporting this to management.
Cancún beach
I am, as the kids say, lit.
You wish you were here.
Me: why is my Feeld app blowing up since we got to the resort?
Partner: Desire is less than a mile from here.
Me: did we book the wrong resort? Because I think we may have.
Partner: (rolls eyes) just get in the pool!
Basically rewriting blade runner but Roy was the pleasure model. And he’d be recast with Tim Curry.
If only you could fuck who I’ve fucked with your cock? Sorry…just couldn’t help it.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Nip slip attire off the shoulder of a paraguayan. I watched G strings glow in the dark near the TortureGarden Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like semen in rain. Time to cream pie.
Tinder roulette: the game you play when you swipe right on a profile with one pic but six people in it.
Me: “The solution to AI agent security is that all agents must be tied to a human identity and the agents they create cannot have permissions exceeding the permissions of that identity.”
Also Me: “If you replace the words ‘Love Shack’ with the words ‘Butt Sex” in that song, it’s funny.”
Also they should be investigated, arrested, convicted and imprisoned.
When there is no safety In compliance, there is nothing to be lost with violence.
Things are going to get very bad, very fast.
I’m having a lot of trouble keeping the chaos gremlin in check today. I have an unhealthy level of snark I need to release
When you see on a dating app that she’s “just looking for a normal guy”.
Welp…I’m out. /leftswipe
Really? You mean economics work exactly like economists said they did? I’m shocked! SHOCKED!!
This year my birthday falls on International Fetish Day. (Snerk)
Why do recruiters keep thinking I’d be willing to move to Texas? External no one is giving me a seven figure salary, and that is about what it would take for me to decide to move to that shit hole.
Most of me: "It's so nice when it's cooler and we can put on the cozy warm clothes, and enjoy hot coffee on a cool morning. We love fall!".
My balls: "See you next spring, motherfuckers!"
At this point, either I am finishing this paper, or this paper is finishing me. I am not sure who I'd put my money on. My brain is fried. Send titties.
Fuck that guy (the pope). You can't demand the Epstein files be released and also find this guy funny. If he isn't a pedophile himself, his organization has a history of protecting them. Again, I say, fuck that guy.
You can't demand that the Epstein files be released, and also post memes about 'The Chicago Pope'. He represents an organization that has a long and honored tradition of sex offenses and protecting pedophiles. So I don't care what city he is from: fuck that guy.
Sincerely, a guy from Chicago.
I have similar things happen to me all the time. nothing..nothing..nothing..then, like 6 people want to be tied up next week. Most of them ghost before ever getting very far. The fantasy is really what they want, not the reality.
Hot!
My brain needs me to finish this paper. I also need music time.
Fun with skulls!
TFW: you drop your phone with OKCupid open and you super like your Ex with the introduction “fuyhfdbjoi” trying to catch it.
When women tell stories of the abuse they’ve received from men, I believe them. While the abuse I suffered was non-sexual, the constant bullying I was victim to was almost always at the hands of other boys.
Here's what I wrote after being sent ⬇️:
I love you so much
Sex is not your only charm
Show me that butthole
It's dark and gloomy and I'm tired but I'm getting on with the day!
