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01.04.2025 19:38
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Who are the ‘moustaches’? Evil beings who control the necromancy embracing corporation, or lost upper-lip dwelling creatures doing the only thing they can to survive? What trouble lies beneath the new destroyed zombie call-center?
Come read something weird, silly, and decidedly odd!
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Beneath the offices of the business park by the M6 services, our quartet of hapless heroes are about to do battle with nefarious forces… and worse still, attempt to navigate a corporate environment with not even a basic entry level training video to help them...
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Aw, thank you! Luckily, I have no choice but to continue being weird!!!
I’m not sure if this can continue to get weirder, at some point it has to come back to something more normal, more sustain…oh, oh no it doesn’t? Well, who knew? Come on in, take a pew, let’s see what poorly structured business models and necromancy all lead to!
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My favourite #festive #beezyandgrim from last year!
#beelzebub #grimreaper #death #indigestion #christmasisover #comicstrip #webcomic #comicart
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It's a #festive #beezyandgrim #seasonsgreetings from #beelzebub and the #grimreaper
#webcomic #comicart #comicstrip
A #beezyandgrim throwback - because if I don't post something, sometime, the social media pixies will visit in the night and take way my thumbs...
#webcomic #comicstrip #comicart #death #grimreaper #beelzebub
Stood before sphinx
Grim holds his scythe at bay
#Overfit is the naughty list
He seeks Santa's sleigh
'You'd stop Christmas day?'
Says Sphinx in song
'Then what word's always spelt wrong?'
But Grim pops a #humbug
Mouth too full to answer
So Santa lives today
#vsschristmas #vss365
The undead whale's heart system is failing, undead heads are exploding. All hell continues to break loose, and they face a snide cursed printer refusing to print! Can things get worse? Yes. Yes, they can.
#serialnovel #substack #fiction #horrorcomedy
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Some call Grim a #creeper
lusting after #baubles
He's the big sleeper
Role fraught with troubles
Dresses his house for Christmas
In search of festive cheer
Hopes 'neath the tree
Will be what he holds dear
As a skeleton
A face, skin, baubles, would be nice
#vss365 #vsschristmas
#Devotion to his role
The elf guarantees
Wether filling crackers
Or dressing Christmas trees
Works hard through the season
Despite two aching knees
Until in his #mailbox
And email he sees
'Oh no, they're putting me on the shelf!
Of all the elf miseries!'
#vsschristmas #vss365
From Grim's calculations
Miscreants go to strict locations
Ne'er-do-well
Or bad 'un
Goes to hell
They're done
But #parameter for rapscallion
Scamp or cheeky fellow
May not lead down below
Avoid punishment
By gift at last moment
Grim likes a #mincepie
Ahem.
#vss365 #vsschristmas
This is how I feel right now! I don't know where to go, so I'm everywhere and achieving nothing! What fun! I'd love to be just one place...!
#beezyandgrim #dailycomicstrip #comic #grimreaper #beelzebub #cartoon #socialmedia #substack #twitter #mastadon #threads #bluesky
Observe Grim's device
Tendrils of past, present, future
Stretch out like #mycelium
If time tumbles faster
Hyphae look like worms
A hungry #Robin
Might get temporal heartburns
Would be disastrous
If say someone dropped Scrooge's timer down some stairs...oops
#vss365 #vsschristmas
To North Pole Grim would fly
But jobsworth
Wouldn't let him by
Produced ID henceforth
Had to try
Grim's a #citizen
Of all the world's places
But identification
Well, he has one of those faces
Jobsworth stared with #wonder
Grim's fake beard was a blunder
#vss365 #vsschristmas
Near indestructible
Moss piglet, water bear
The #tardigrade looks at me
Without fear
'Okay Steve, how about this
Some #winterberries?'
My offer is dismissed
Secret Santa sucks
When you're the reaper
Over this length of time
No present is a keeper
'Socks?'
#vss365 #vsschristmas
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Reaper sneaks out
One fateful night
Under dark clouds
By candlelight
Gripping his list
He sets to work
Not one is missed
But he bumps into a jerk
'I dropped my list!'
'Me too. Are you santa?"
'oh, #yes'
'The #christmas list is names and addresses?'
'Yup.'
'Oh no.'
#vss365 #vsschristmas
Great selection of indie #authors here, and also me!
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Last time - Exploding heads, screaming security guards, typing tentacle arms, and a monstrous printer demanding magenta ink.
But what of the four normal everyday people trapped in this office of horrors…well about that…
#serialfiction #fiction #substack
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But, but, I don't want to have to call myself a wordsmith?! An inkspiller! No! I'll write, I'll write, I'M SORRY!!! Does this count? No? Oh fine, I'll write something else...
It's another #beezyandgrim throwback #webcomic, this is an oldie...
I don't seem to be on your lists! Is it because I've broken my daily writing routine? How do you know? Who told you??! What conspiracy is this!?!
Opened the wrong app. Gut wrenching disappointment that the ragebaiting anger-spunkgrunts had taken over this platform as well. Took a minute to realise my mistake.
Another old #beezyandgrim throwback #grimreaper #grim #death #afterlife #comic #webcomic
It’s release day for The Christmas Fair Fiasco. If you like a sweet romance in time for Christmas then this is for you. Full of festive fun and joy. #WritingCommunity #bookstagram #bookstagrammer #ilovebooks #sweetromancebooks #christmaskindlebooks
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