Andy, who is ready for a long winter's nap

Me and my husband in shits at a fancy party

If they wasn't grillin before, they gonna be really mad when we hit the floor

It's a crime to be gorgeous

Me too

Awww, thank you!

Me in a rust colored suit with a bright blue shimmer tie

Not beating the fancy man allegations.

Oh shit! I'm changing my vote to make a cocktail.

Two good options though, really

It is a very difficult decision.

I think you should make a cocktail, but what do I know?

I'm in

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

The daytime event ends at 4:30 and the evening banquet starts at 6:30

I can fake it when I need to but I am an introvert with ADHD and omg this two-day work retreat is making me want to retreat and hide in my room.

This is how I felt when the last government shut down ended

I saw there were rumblings of a revival and I was like nah, I think we're good.

It's such an underappreciated art. I saw a drag king clown do a phenomenal sexy and funny routine to Charli XCX's Party 4 U. It lives in my head rent-free

Hard not to be

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Cats are a good lesson in consent. Like, if you touch a cat when it doesn't want to be touched, it's kinda on you if you get scratched or bitten. If your opinion of cats is that they're mean, I think that reflects on how you interact with them.

Of course it did! And yes gray hair is sexy and distinguished if I do say so myself.

We've been mutuals for years and every year you get hotter.

She lied

I absolutely love kissing. Come find out if I'm good at it.

It very much was

I played Stephano in The Tempest in high school!

I could go for some chicken korna, even though it's 10am

Do you still have this picture?

It looks like a horror movie outside!

DMs disabled for me 🤷

I do the same thing with DC and Baltimore. There's a moment in Die Hard 4 where they go into a tunnel in Baltimore and emerge in DC.