ponce city marxist

It’s ok, you completely nailed that one. One of my favorite places in the world.

Went there last visit. Loved it deeply.

Going to be in LA/Hermosa Beach the 20-27th. Please let me know about your favorite gluten-free food, standout dispensaries, or must-see museum exhibits.

All I’ve got booked so far is the American Cinematheque screening of There Will Be Blood at The Egyptian.

lorde's new video is incredible

It's just Marc Cohn's "Walking in Memphis" on repeat.

That's the thing about the trainer: I can't be putting my airpods in just yet.

But I've got a playlist called Pumping Irony for later.

Please stop liking the post

This tweet doing so well is even more embarrassing than my quivering arms

The shrift they were giving me was almost impossibly short.

A man with bad hearing orders a wine he tried in Austria:

"I'm a big gooner fan myself."

*Norm Macdonald voice*

I got fired recently. The problem was that I was constantly asking for longer shrift, y’know.

You see I was not satisfied with the length of my shrift.

your favorite fat dad started personal training today and i nearly cried lifting not very much weight at all and thank god i didn't have any self-esteem to begin with

i'm sorry but this is extremely funny

Honkin on Jumbo

Cush Jumbo’s father is Marx Jumbo.

I just learned of a person called Cush Jumbo and I don’t know what to do next.

Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie somehow lived up to the hype holy shit.

Me: “I have norovirus.”
Australian guy: “Oh naur a virus.”

As a result, my son was born to “Let ‘Em In,” which is far more interesting than if it had been a Beatles song

My wife has a take that seemed inconceivable when I was younger but that feels more viable with every passing day.

She likes Wings better than The Beatles.

Shit’s fucked still

[One was a YouTuber who primarily posts about distortion pedals for harps, the other a bad movie podcast lol]

This week I've run into two pieces of content that transitioned from confessional mental health content straight into a wellness-focused ad read, and I find it really gross!

this wikipedia article is a real rollercoaster

a lot like the deaths of Jacinth Baker and Richard Lollar. just completely unknowable.

As fascism spreads, the New York Times adds another crossword game

Rip Poe you would have loved Ray Lewis

It’d be funny if the Paralympic hockey guys also came out strong for Trump

you have to go up a steep hill and through an awful mcmansion development but it's my best beltline access right now