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Amy Lu πŸ“šπŸ«–β˜•οΈ

@hansf

30-something book nerd who spends too much time with her dog. Trying to figure out this whole β€œmom” thing. She/her. https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1E17C28JWSG7T?ref_=wl_share

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You got this! You are smart, pretty, and capable. And if you’re not feeling it, β€œfake it β€˜til you make” it is a real thing that can accomplish wonders.

06.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My Spravato appointment is tomorrow, I still need $50 for my ride to and from that appointment.

Anything is progress towards my goal!

CA, Venmo- ladyasterianox

05.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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an elderly woman in a blue jacket is making a funny face and dancing . Alt: Betty White dabbing
05.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I ended up sitting on the floor beside my son’s crib at 1:30 this morning waiting for him to fall back asleep. Attempting to return to my own room after was made exponentially difficult given the groans that wanted to escape my mouth.

05.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Agree

05.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I learned about this from a Dirty Jobs episode. Fascinating stuff.

05.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need to know (and am too lazy to scroll back up and check) did you write this before or after you saw the story about him sticking his fingers into his colleague’s nostrils?

If before, wonderful foreshadowing universe!

If after, was it purposeful wording or a delightful accident?

05.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok. That’s adorable!

05.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
You Don’t Understand The Rapture | Jackie Kashian | Stay-Kashian
You Don’t Understand The Rapture | Jackie Kashian | Stay-Kashian YouTube video by 800 Pound Gorilla Media

Jackie Kashian’s bit in Stay-Kashian about the rapture is more becoming more and more true. And while I find the bit hilarious, I’d like to stop living it please.

05.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Roly poly for the win!!!

(Does it go by that name in PA? I’ve seen it called many things and they seem to be regional.)

05.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Here is help:
The Trevor Project US LGBTQ: (866) 488-7386
US Suicide Prevention Lifeline: (800) 273-8255
LGBT US Hotline: (888) 843-4564
Trans Lifeline: (877) 565-8860
US Runaway Safeline: (800-786-2929)
US Domestic Violence Hotline: (800) 799-7233 988 US helpline
PLEASE REPOST, THANKS!!!

05.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Check out my list on Amazon

The next few weeks to months to however long are going to be absolutely fucking brutal, and I frequently forget to eat because I don't have easy things on hand when I'm stressed.

If you'd like to buy me some snacks or other things, that would be much appreciated.

www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

04.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I just watched this special on YouTube and it was hilarious, as always, and starting to become more and more relevant to my own life.

05.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Congratulations! So glad they recognize your talents and are not reprimanding you for speaking the truth yesterday!

04.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hashtag life goals

04.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Any ideas?

04.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

He thinks the eye brow lift makes him look cool when all it does is make him look like an asshole.

03.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Small white dog staring straight into the camera. She has a light brown patch over her right eye. She is very cute.

Small white dog staring straight into the camera. She has a light brown patch over her right eye. She is very cute.

Not as dumb, but she used to wake me up by pouncing on my shoulder. She stopped when I accidentally shoved her off the bed in protest.

03.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Suzy tries to β€œtrick” me into believing she has gone out to the yard to pee, but doesn’t understand how time works so instead clears the door for 0.3 seconds and then comes back expecting to be let in and praised for having gone in the yard rather than on the carpet.

03.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of my timeline with Elie’s post followed by a post by @aslightshimmy.bsky.social that says β€œThere’s a peace and a power in leaving someone the fuck alone.”

Screenshot of my timeline with Elie’s post followed by a post by @aslightshimmy.bsky.social that says β€œThere’s a peace and a power in leaving someone the fuck alone.”

Timing 🀌🏻

03.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Kat Reacts to AIPAC's Attack Ad Against Her | Kat Abughazaleh For Illinois
Kat Reacts to AIPAC's Attack Ad Against Her | Kat Abughazaleh For Illinois YouTube video by Kat Abughazaleh

Watch my full reaction here: youtube.com/watch?v=DiwaV82KFLM&feature=youtu.be

03.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 536 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 6

I love Roy Kent. And Keely, but I’m mostly straight.

My sister once said she wants to be cremated unless there is any chance it was homicide then we are supposed to bury her in case she needs to be exhumed later to prove how she was murdered.

02.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to pick on Ray, but I’m totally going to pick on Ray.

What you did is not alt text of the photo you posted. You just repeated your post in the alt text. Alt text of the photo should describe what is in the photo. There is no point in putting the exact same text in your post and in the alt text

02.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just had to double check the calendar πŸ˜‚

For sure skipping the rwb scheme this summer.

02.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Whoop whoop!!!

02.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that they have kept their relationship intensely private to the point that this is how we find out is probably the best sign they might actually make it

anyway, rules are rules, here is the exact moment she fell in love

02.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 4169 πŸ” 925 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 114

Shaq has to be completely bored with his life right? That’s got to be the reason he does so many commercials. It can’t be because he needs the money, right?

02.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My timeline today is horrific thing, awful thing, @gailsimone.bsky.social talking about monster dongs, awful thing from a different angle.

Sunday scaries indeed.

02.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right? I’d get up there and probably fall over and break something on myself or the couch.

02.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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My dad (die hard UW) said he’ll support Chunk attending any school except UO. He’d even take Wazzu over Oregon.

01.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0