"THIS SENTENCE NO VERB"

Hey MDV folks, spread the word!

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

A note on flushable litter: check your local ecology. In our area we were asked to stop flushing cat waste, because it was spreading feline parasites to the local marine mammal population. (Who knew that sewage treatment was tuned to human pathogens?)

The beans would not be contained

The squee I just squid

That's got to be a good bar.

BRB, starting a performance troupe for Edinburgh Fringe called the Peat Muppets

What does it do?

One ran newspapers in OH, FL, and WV, and died young from the stress.

The other was head of physical plant at GM in Pontiac, MI, gave most of the fingers on his right hand, and lived to 95.

Coincidentally, each bought and ran a farm on the side.

Both "had Irish tempers" and beat their sons.

Like, for cash?

Go, Torrent!

Bet you don't notice all the ones ignoring you so hard, though

Bumbling, almost

Can you, as cats do, begin with a C?

I was too young for most of these - I was nine when the Wall came down - but this was the soundtrack of summers at the pool.

When the drill sergeant is stoned out of their gourd but remembers there's a job to do

Read the thread

That was Bill's section. Al seems more a brass guy.

mon-sta-toes

Laguna, a white and brown tabby kitten, lounging with his legs stretched and his belly up.

Hugh, an orange and white tabby cat, cuddling in his foster mom’s lap

Ophelia, a cute brown tabby and white kitten with round yellow eyes and stunning “eyeliner” markings, making a little “blep” with her tongue sticking out

Mercedes, a pretty brown and white tabby cat, lays on foster dad while he lays on the floor.

It’s International Rescue Cat Day! What better way to honor it than by adopting your very rescued cat? We have a cat for just about every adoption situation, some who’ve been waiting over a year for a home of their own. Meet them & apply at www.petfinder.com/member/us/md.... Elkton MD/Mid-Atlantic

I've also heard Epstein Fury.

Y’all, please nominate—it’s so very helpful to everyone: the authors, the jury, the foundation, and to readers

Did you become obscenely wealthy while no one was looking? (If so, use it better than the others who are)

Is someone going to put a ring on it?

Inside you there are two Finnish icons

I can't believe this has to be said, but:

No Iran War.

"I dreamed I had SHRIMP and when I woke up it was real!"

Everyone needs a project

Why defleshed, though? Surely thinking (pulsating) meat would be more sacred to the singularitarians than envasculated calcium.