Tolya

Mine was a twabble, short enough to include in its entirety, and perhaps unintentionally prophetic:

*******

They looked like cabbages. Until I saw the tentacles. I looked at the sign again:

"Department of AgriCTHULHUture."

Oops.

AI shall be the doom of us all. Even now a Terminator is prowling the Morocco hinterland, searching for Sahara Corner.

Either I'd be out of USSR or there'd be no USSR.

Oh wait!