may the words "and the... of it all" turn to bitter ash in the mouths of all who deign to speak them
10.02.2026 14:06
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may the words "and the... of it all" turn to bitter ash in the mouths of all who deign to speak them
highlight of the superbowl was watching a room full of people scream in unison when they realized they were singing karaoke to a coinbase commercial
it's always sunny in philadelphia is live action aqua teen hunger force
who else forgot to defrost their phyllo dough in the fridge overnight?
just overheard a guy on the street giving another guy a pep talk about playing the lottery "keep going bro you only need to hit once" so beautiful
Frame #65450 from S04 -E25 - Battle Saury Fish-628221
fair, it's probably day by day for me as well but same ballpark. whereas straightos holding hands is hovering somewhere around... dead bird maybe?
idk i think "willem dafoe helicoptering his dick" ranks just slightly above "dog riding a skateboard" on the stuff-i'm-always-down-to-see scale
what if i use the fat i skimmed from the bolognese to make the bรฉchamel? what then???
doing really bad ๐ค
this cyber monday i'm going to treat myself by biting hard into a high voltage power line
one cousin walk hold the cousins please
i had never really thought of myself as a sex furniture type of guy but it's almost kind of flattering that my instagram ad profile does
and with that sort of grassroots momentum there's nothing my campaign can't do
if i was mayor off-leash dogs would go directly to "a farm upstate", speeding would be punishable by death, and bars/restaurants get fined for not having their address in their instagram bio
ok yes fair but if mulder and scully had sex i want to believe it would be gay
david duchovny IS a lesbian and this show IS guilty of queerbaiting
the x-files title sequence is too scary
born to cook eggs
forced to write emails
chasing guys in ICE costumes out the bar with a dude dressed as king arthur
lol. lmao.
mad respect to the chinese takeout spot by my office called "Profit II" with 2.9 stars on yelp
but who can afford the degree??
can the mta bring back those subway ads about taking your fucking backpack off on a crowded train? maybe I'm drawing false conclusions but i think the passive shaming actually helped a little.
becoming radicalized against modern technology not because of ai or social media but battery powered leaf blowers
had the sort of saturday night out where i will be stopping at taco bell on the way home ever though i'm not hungry
gibi can you role play this please
not me experiencing ASMR for the first time in years from the crazy guy on the train muttering gibberish and clicking his tongue
