Stephanie Lenz

It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Life is hard when your two person party is balanced but one of you max WIS and made INT your dump stat and the other did the inverse.

Those of you that are awake... I just posted 14k words of yearning and smut to apologize for the late update on @miradelle.bsky.social 's birthday fic I'm writing because I'm in love with her druidess #SagoraCrefort !

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There is a companion playlist in the notes!

If you see this, post a character (beginning) with an S

Sylvia Scarlet (as Sylvester)

Again? You 'must away' again?"

This one’s for the BG3 players specifically 🤣🤣🤣 could not have planned this if I tried LOL
#bg3 #astarion #cosplay

Only one Black woman has ever won best actress. Only one film directed by a Black woman has ever been nominated for best picture. No Black woman has ever been nominated for best director.

That's an actual glass ceiling. Get the fuck out of here with a piece essentially about young white men.

ME: wow. I'm feeling a little bit better today MY BRAIN: *whispers* overdo it. ME: but- MY BRAIN: *whispers* it'll be fine this time ME: *skeptical face* uhhhhh. ok. [in bed for the rest of the month] mybodyistryingtokillme.com

Graze on my lips, and if those hills be dry,
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.

OMG best #FinalJeopardy ever

Age verification? I saw Star Wars in its initial theatrical release (and will never call it anything but "Star Wars")

I was able to find three scouts in our local council, one of whom already had a fulfilled goal, one is close to fulfilled, and the third needed some sales (but is doing really well!). So our cookies are on the way, and this is how I'm finding sellers from now on.

Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.

To *Italy*.

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

Macbeth: SHIT

X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications

Scrolling too fast, I read this as "One Got Fat," which is a very different piece of cinema, but the theme isn't as dissimilar as one might think

Together at last, Megadeth and Harry Styles rule the Billboard charts These wildly different artists both reach the top of the pop charts this week.

These wildly different artists both rule the charts this week. n.pr/3O0jtlV

A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

Gale, reading at camp in Wavemother gown, not realizing the rizz he exudes

Have a gift for your special day
🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁

Ring the alarum-bell! Murder and treason!

BTW, of course none of these are the answers to any security questions lol

a man in a blue vest sits in a chair with his arms crossed Alt: T'Challa, King of Wakunda and the Black Panther

And...

thor and loki are standing next to each other in front of a mirror in a room . Alt: thor and loki

And...

Tell me your pet's name in a gif

Today's spelling bee can make the Faerûnian city of Yartar

Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating

Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/