Greetings, Professor Falken 💗💜💙

“Hahaha, of course I’m not a witch,” I laugh, then sneeze and burst into a dozen bats.

What I’d give for a basket full of grumpy kittens these days, you know?

This is the last of the season. But get on their mailing list - they have really fun events here

A screen that reads “great movies in the great hall” in the background. My boots in the foreground, indicating that I’m laying on the floor

I love DC. Seeing Dune 2 at the building museum

I beg of you: Don’t use slop images & do your very best to attribute!

I am happy to help with flyers (for print, social, both) for a spot on the list, which limits this to Austin. Local artists you know might be similarly amenable BUT *quite fairly* not everyone is willing to work for barter rates

Joe Rogan calls trans people "f**king perverts" & blames them for school shootings - LGBTQ Nation He's the world's most popular podcaster.

Remember how Joe Rogan was "just asking questions" about trans women and sports and didn't have a problem with trans people otherwise?

He's now a full on anti-trans genocidal fascist.

There is a reason you hold the line at sports.

Let’s go, nerds!

ALERT: Rep. Joyce Beatty (D-OH) files motion asking court to block Trump's closure and demolition of the Kennedy Center

Beatty is ex-officio member of Kennedy Center Board of Trustees

Beatty: "Emergency relief is necessary to prevent irreparable harm"

tinyurl.com/mpzm4d2s

Wouldn't it be great if we had a Congress that would flex its powers and restrain a belligerent, reckless President who is leading America into WW3?

I'm a shorty. The number of time I've had to crop photos because someone did this to me and made me have tiny toothpick legs is....a lot.

DST is a scourge on our health. I'm all for ending it. We don't need it to be light at 10pm in the summer.

I've got my weekend pass. Do you?
It's going to be a great time.

Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous ‘Stop Cop City’ Protester A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

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Walk, Talk & Audio, by Cofferdam 11 track album

New album out today on Means of Production, for Bandcamp Friday. It’s Walk Talk & Audio by Cofferdam. Give it a listen!

No, really. Don’t give the Bezos Post your $.

This is how bleak it is with cooked books. The reality is worse

Don't give the Post your $.

We love Shrimp lounging in the sun in his tree

I was out with some pals tonight and we were approached by three young women, who stopped us to say that they really hope that they can stay cool when they get to be our age. Friends, I was charmed because they were earnest and sweet, but I’m so not ready to be an elder statesman yet!

Hey VIRGINIA

Letting Kristi Noem give a press conference before she realizes she’s fired is a pretty hardcore start to white history month

That same station was $4.30 this morning...

Beat me to it!

Congratulations DHS Secretary Stephen miller on continuing to be DHS Secretary

"Democrats don’t want candidates who are willing to fold to conservatives on culture war issues, continue funding unconstitutional ICE activities or are wishy-washy on President Donald Trump."

What a perfect boy!

For certain. But AI? Sheesh

Yeah, for real

nooooooo