Marlowe

Wendy’s. Burger King. Golden Nugget lol

Cuddly morning 🌅

There is a renaissance of 24 hour places in Chicago right now but unfortunately none of them are places I want to eat at

Glasshousing is the New Word of the moment (we made it up at lunch)

Another day in the online mines, correcting people who are Wrong On The Internet

I can’t believe @fiddler.bsky.social is out here glasshousing in a bar about Woke 2

Yes but Otto plays other games too so he’s busy

🥺🥺🥺 pls i just want to complete my contracts and I know you do too.

Prisoners dilemma ass gameplay

My strategy for playing marathon so far is basically sounding reeeeeally sad when they murder me

About to have the most painful 2-hr meeting block imaginable that includes my annual review, a 1:1 with my skip-level, and a re-org meeting 😔 pray for me

I’m closing my Xfinity account to move and the agent spent the call trying to convince me to upgrade my service for the last 29 days of my account existing. Anyway, how has your time been wasted lately?

And @hansfaffing.bsky.social is just grateful it’s not a boob light

With this setup I’ll be getting way more then one succ

Using leftover paint on my palette

I’m all moved in to the new place!

I received 20 political mailers in the two weeks I was gone for a spring primary

All of it

I’m Chicago again

👨‍⚕️

And a TOP TIER ONE!! at the place famous for stack ranking!! 😵‍💫

I have crazy mountain luck when leaving Seattle

To airport 🫡

Saw a man with a tactical style baby bassinet today

Yeah lensed by @tigy.bsky.social ❤️

Guess we both are moving to LA then

Home of Palantir? Seems like it could only get worse

I’m 2/2 on Major International News Events happening while I’m in Seattle so far this year. Maduro kidnapping and this

Yes :’)

My friend who was laid off from meta a bit ago received his performance evaluation from then today. He received an Exceeds Expectations. Lol. Lmao even.

Tiger takeover