Dan 🩷💜💙

Cover to the Target novelization of Doctor Who: Kinda, by Terrance Dicks. Peter Davison (Fifth Doctor) looks at a strange machine in an inset image.

again, the goal here is not to just burn it all down and leave the smoking ruins, though that will be the likely result - they are spending far too much money on that and taking on substantial risk even to Larry Sr's portfolio

they really think they're going to be hugely successful

“The” Nine Inch Nails

Garfield smoking a pipe

Al Pacino in Heat: “Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it!”

Daily Mail - BEWARE THE GREEN MENACE

Smockin

Horrible Trump man’s hairline

Map of classical Anatolia

A closeup of Bilbo’s face as the Bag End doorbell rings loudly.

View from the front door of Bag End, two dwarves are standing on the stoop announcing themselves “Bifur and Bofur, at your service master hobbit”.

Medium closeup of a perplexed Bilbo, his thoughts so scattered all he can stammer out is “Bofur??” Bofur responds “Yes, Mr Baggins…”

Bofur doing a crotch chop yelling “BOFUR DEEZ NUTS”

I put more work into this than anyone in their right mind would, and I blame/credit the good folks at @rangedtouch.bsky.social for putting the thought into my head.

#comioc #hobbit #bofur #traditionalart

🎶 I don’t want to start any blasphemous Grumors

But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor 🎶

☺️

Talk to Her (2002) dir. Pedro Almodóvar

the only good AI is dead AI, this is a Butlerian Jihad account

Smockin

Pedro Almodóvar’s Talk to Her (probably should not be anyone’s first Almodóvar, but it’s incredible) and Alain Guiraudie’s Stranger by the Lake (a lot of explicit gay sex to recommend to most people, but an amazing slow-developing thriller)

Cillian Murphy contemplates the power of the sun in Sunshine

The power of the sun, you say?

A medium close-up of Todd Haynes looking directly at the camera with a neutral expression. He is wearing a white t-shirt and is positioned in the foreground on the left. To his right, a large, complex professional cinema camera sits on a tripod, partially filling the frame. In the soft-focus background, another person and a film set environment are visible.

Wishing a very happy birthday to Todd Haynes, one of American independent cinema's most daring and subversive voices! On the Channel, celebrate the master stylist with his visually intoxicating POISON, disturbing psychological drama SAFE and lush, Sirkian melodrama FAR FROM HEAVEN.

Killer7-ass president

Posole from my partner’s mom’s recipe, spicy enough that I’ll be constantly sweating while eating.

She’s got it goin’ on

RIZZO THE RAT as Himself

He is the friend to all children, really neat, and full of turtle meat

Better than the other option, Defenestration Monthly

Soak ‘em for Crutchy!

Are cans of “”””whoop up”””” involved?