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Jake

@tuxedo-tarrask

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² born, but slowly "verkazen" πŸ‡³πŸ‡± 32, gay boy with still too much time on his hands

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Demonic puppets will not narrow it down in the 80s 😭 they were obsessed with puppets back then

06.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking good everyday!

06.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This or:"as the heir to the Baby Maimer fortune, my family gave me a small gift of $10M dollars, which I used to exploit the talents of countless others, but especially my college best friend who I overworked to the point of addiction. Then I had him committed and fucked his wife, she's the new COO"

06.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahaha ok the search continues

06.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Summer Catch (2001) - Thong Boy Scene (1/10) | Movieclips
Summer Catch (2001) - Thong Boy Scene (1/10) | Movieclips YouTube video by Movieclips

Reddit is telling me that movie is called Summer Catch: youtu.be/-Svsz19yyPM?...

06.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's... Huh. It's like so not related to the others in vibe hahaha it's like Clash of the Titans meets Evil Dead

06.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok I'm seeing the vision. Like a bunch of the boyfriends of the final girl and her friends are just swimming around etc and then boom horror

06.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I was being optimistic. It's an absolute ball-ache ngl

06.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah breaks my heart. Honestly I think he was one of my first crushes haha I saw evil dead 2 *way* too early in life haha I think I was like 10.

06.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah just dudes being guys up until they get murdered haha ok I do feel like this is more of a slasher thing

06.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah... They both were. I kinda overmapped lesbianism onto them in my mind.

06.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was like Lost Boys, but that's not erotic. Honestly Evil Dead 2, Bruce Campbell is looking real tight if you're into it. Or the 1979 Amityville haha again if you're into a very specific kinda guy

06.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So real. I'm learning now and it's like... So much typing 🀒 truly dozens of lines to do anything cool.

06.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The new true detective season?

06.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess? Haha now I'm trying to puzzle out which movies are "gay" but not gay lol

06.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You thinking Nightmare on Elm Street 2?

06.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

On regular switch? PokΓ©mon Scarlet or PokΓ©mon Legends: Arceus would be my suggestion.

06.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For real tho, if there's a 🚬 who can explain Bayesian Hierarchical Modelling or anything related to variable order Markov modelling I will pay you in [redacted].

06.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Little column a, little column b. Like anyone who deals with anything related to liquidity or high volume investment will hype up anything, but you also have an entire like... Financial Underdark full of very lost, mostly young, mostly men who see people get rich overnight and are trying to emulate

06.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Yikes! Written in blue, bubbly text in a pink starburst

Yikes! Written in blue, bubbly text in a pink starburst

06.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a bride is holding a bouquet of flowers and says ditto Alt: Debbie from Addams Family Values dressed as a bride is holding a bouquet of flowers and says ditto
06.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"it's not both sides"... Yeah because it's all kinda 1 side.

06.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's the problem with kids today, they aren't relitigating the 2000 election like their parents did.

06.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are any of you 'mos statisticians? I'm reading a paper which is a nesting doll of citations which also contain terms I need to look up...

06.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯΅

06.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry πŸ˜”

06.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BW/BW2 are surprisingly solid!

06.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A lil war-on-terror seasoning as a treat

06.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The way you're a better person than me for not just hijacking the whole thing

06.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

... And you... Didn't? ... Host this seminar? πŸ€”

06.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0