Reverend Roscoe

If u like mofra u should watch Godzilla, mothra & king ghidora: Giant Monsters All-out Attack it's free on tubi

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

Thinking about changing up my routine and reading a distressing news item. Maybe even an anxiety inducing video.

This is your sign to buy a card sorting tray

When I got my first mp3 player it had that song pre-installed on it

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

Like bro, if the dog has -ANY- chance of biting someone, it should NOT be in the goddamn grocery store

About 20 mins later, a customer (who used to work at the store even) wanted to argue with me that "some service animals are trained to bite in some circumstances"

The amount of dog waste I have to clean up while the owner just shouts "it's a service animal"......

They walked back onto The sales floor after and my store director told them they needed to leave. The guy was like "it's a service animal" and sd asked "what service is he providing?" And the guy got real belligerent

Just got bit by a dog at work and the owners tried to make me sound like the bad guy for kicking them out cuz they're like "oh he's still a baby he's just teething"

wow

there's no way out of this without completely destroying america btw you're not calling your reps or voting your way away from literally any of this

the rational response to learning of Epstein's 24/7 access to white-glove treatment from some of the world's best surgeons and medical practitioners is to conclude that privatized health care is a moral, ethical, and medical catastrophe. it's reasonable to call for the whole system to be rethought

grindcore voice into SM-57 through a Peavy "Bandit" amp in a completely filthy storage space where you're not supposed to be rehearsing but won't get caught on weekends: RASH-LIKE INJURY

Super Robot Wars 30 is not the 30th game in the series. That's silly. It's the game made to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the series.

It's the 48th game in the series.

two men: the blowjob brothers
three men: tonight on top gear
four men: weezer

I'm already sick of "It's all a distraction from Epstein" replies. This regime is killing innocent people because our leaders are all power-hungry tyrants and war profiteers. When you say it's "just a distraction" you minimize the gravity of what's happening and the lives lost.

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

Anyhow I think my battle vest is currently what you could call "finished" but idk how long that'll last. Maybe I should start a new one

One of the reasons I like magic the gathering so much is because there's so many different ways to play. you can sell the cards for money online. you can make a little pile with the cards and knock them over. Tiny fires, and of course there's even an unpopular strategy game

I've reported 2-3 stories in my career that have sucked the spirit out of my body and this was one of them. But! Seeing the response of the fgc to help their brother genuinely put it right back. Im humbled to have been trusted with this. Help your neighbors friends those in need are all around you.

Hey, so we got a trojan horse
ag.ny.gov/press-releas...

Lumber Liquidators? no thank you, i’d rather my lumber come in solid form. lumber juice is not much use to me.

i’ll block a bitch on orfay

*CRONCH*

Today it was snowballs. Tomorrow, someone could paint a black circle on the side of a mountain, causing our officers to drive the train into the mountain, turning the train into an accordian that plays a sad little tune indicating that the officer has been seriously injured

Wow