u not ready for what would happen if hunpty dumpty was cadbury egg an fell in front of me
14.03.2026 14:07
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u not ready for what would happen if hunpty dumpty was cadbury egg an fell in front of me
Pen drawing of Butthead from Beavis and Butthead as an Elden Ring boss
this came to me in a dream
#art
#eldenring
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy
Abraxas knows ball, there was much rejoicing this day
It's new tape Tuesday check out the new tape
The Sleeper Awakes.
ELF SHOPKEEPER TRIED TO SHORT-CHANGE ME ON THE SALAMI HE CHANGED HIS TUNE WHEN I TURNED HIS CHILDREN INTO CHANDELIERS
life is goodbad
Please end this "spring forward/fall back" bullshit I am DYING
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.
Bro just imagined Sisyphus happy ☠️☠️ (voice lowering 2 octaves) Lets Fuck His Ass
But, perhaps, to be true philosophers, we mortals should not be conscious of so living or so striving.
@sledgefire.bsky.social
you know that star wars hotel where you can pretend to be in the rebellion. there should be something like that but for Heat
Three panel comic. Panel 1: the set of that modern internet dating show with the balloons (not sure what it’s called but I’m seeing clips constantly). The host stands in front of a lineup of woman holding red balloons. She says to the eligible bachelor out of frame, “tell these ladies about yourself.” Panel 2: the eligible bachelor is a moose. He says, “so basically I’m a moose.” Panel 3: all but one woman pops their balloon, signaling their disinterest.
A black and white cat with yellow eyes, mouth open and one paw raised toward the camera
Dodge this! :3
#andor #mate
please chat I need this (no I don't) ((it would just be mad funny if I winned))
#winnering #ignoremyrecentposts #ultrakill #dusk #newblood #amidevil #faith #bloodwest #dungeonsofdusk #dusk84 #whateverothergamesiforgot #thursday
Help me win New Blood Games for LIFE! wn.nr/m428354
It would be really entertaining to see Capcom and Fromsoft swap franchises for one entry.
I suspect this guy is not chill at all
A black-and-white cat wearing a pink knitted scarf, placing his paw on a person’s hand
Deal :3
What I NEED to do is more laundry WHY did I just turn on the playstation EWA GET YOURSELF TOGETHER
i’m so tired i’m lowkey about to order doordash and get it delivered like a goddamn psycho like i don’t even care about anything bro
My custom character in Baldur’s Gate 3
Unrelated image of Bob Hoskins in the Super Mario Bros. Movie (1993)
Started playing Baldur’s Gate 3
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.
Here it is, your moment of zen.
A black-and-white tuxedo cat sleeping inside a cardboard scratcher, his tongue slightly sticking out
I rubbed his tummy and he fell asleep with his tongue out. So cute