danielle weisberg

I have gotten to the bottom ribbing of the body of my sweater but I forgot how much I hate 1x1 rib and also forgot I’ll have to do 1x1 rib for the arm cuffs as well ooooooh knitting you got me again

if it’s true?? The evidence already exists. And the IS-backed Israeli army has been doing this in Gaza for years. Am I losing it

damn she became her own evil twin

Danielle smiling and holding her script at her Simpsons table read. It has a pink script cover because the PAs let her choose her color of paper.

And I just realized today is the anniversary of my table read. How fun is that! This was three days before every show moved to zoom and we all became locked away

anyway!!! I’m avail for WA work if you are starting a room or working on a pilot etc etc

feeling nauseated all the time is good right

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this was so fun!!! And I got to hang with @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social and meet @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social AND @jojoginn.bsky.social.
A very good day for Danielle

imagining Kristi noem clicking through all the steps of her online unemployment insurance claim application

YEP

that’s right she’s got Into The Woods on a loop again!!!!

Sondheim was really like heyyyy what if the last note of this complicated ingenue song was the hardest to hit actually 😎😎😎

I feel like we don’t talk enough about how lice are still a thing. Like kids go to school and can come home with lice. A full on Passover plague just hanging around the playground at recess

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

I have a lot of questions about Trump. But one of the main ones is how is he still so bad at applying makeup

My cover letter: Please??

Should I apply

found exactly enough quarters to complete my final load of laundry so I was able to avoid going to the bank in my laundry day outfit. March has brought blessings so far and I remain open to more

If they had DEI they’d know it was Targét not Tarzhay

every time i look at instagram, i feel like im the only adult who doesn't know how to make money

this is one of many reasons why I beg you all to be smart enough to not conflate Jewish people with the state of Israel. Jewish does not mean Israeli, Jewish does not mean supportive of Israel, supporting Israel does not mean supporting Jews!! Ok

Not to be all I told you so but I LITERALLY TOLD YOU SO I have been SAYING the right wing christian extremist nuts support Israel because they think they’ll get to take over when the dust settles and do their evangelical shit to welcome back Jesus. They don’t support Jews they just want the land

I don’t care if the government hasn’t officially said we’re in a recession. I just saw an influencer on Instagram romanticizing egg salad. that is the only proof I need

IS IT A JEWISH HOLIDAY TODAY? Find out if it's a Jewish holiday today. The answer may shock you!

I fact checked. Happy Purim

isitajewishholidaytoday.com

I love when politicians post their “happy ______ to my Jewish constituents” messages not for representation but because it is always how I find out it’s a Jewish holiday

a digital flyer advertising me! The background is lavender and each text bubble is a different shape and vibrant color. This may be distracting but I was going for eye-catching. Here is what the flyer says : Danielle Weisberg is looking for writing work! dweisberg123@gmail.com - over a decade of experience in comedy writers' rooms - writer of a WGA award-nominated episode of The Simpsons - loves homework, loves deadlines - nerd - writer of two episodes of Krapopolis - years of on-set experience - been through dad dying: little things don't faze her and she can go dark

it’s that time once again! I am looking for work. I would love that work to be full time! I would love even more for it to be staff writing work on a television show!!

Huge yes

America’s teachers are working two jobs and barely getting by | CNN Business Ashley loves her day job teaching math, reading and science to fifth-graders in Washington. But like many other teachers, Ashley relies on a side hustle or two to get by.

The overwhelming majority of American public school teachers (71%) hold at least one side job, according to a new survey released today.

www.cnn.com/2026/03/02/b...

microdosing my childhood by watching the united states start a war in the middle east

2nd time let’s goooooo