It's even funnier if you read the full bug report
"A dwarf who is stressed but does not gain a good thought from shouting at someone in charge seems to prioritize shouting at someone in charge over any other activities."
I have spent the last day contemplating this, and Bigfoots is probably the most “correct.” However, if you find yourself on some Plural of Bigfoot Committee I suggest you push for Bigsfoot, as it’s the funniest.
Lookin’ good imo
I played this for J and he started saying "Wait that's not..." at the exact moment you said a cuss
6yo: "Is anything illegal?"
Me: "Yes, but what's illegal depends on where you live."
6yo: "Is it illegal to poop on someone?"
Me: "Uh... it is illegal to poop on someone you don't know."
6yo: "... Is it illegal to poop on someone who is kind to you?"
Me: "Uh... please don't do that!"
attention everyone. we've got a live one here.
Conversation with Claude about tracery parsers, and it advises me to look at kate comptons parser, to which i reply “but Doctor i am kate compton”
Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
I got hit with Fad Gadget at the Grocery Outlet last year and may never recover
Public office should be filled by sortition from a pool of civil servants and people who’ve worked in customer service.
If you find yourself in Stockholm the breakfast buffet at Hotel Rival will rock your world 🤩
who are you and what have you done with joshua
Pink long sleeved shirt with two photos of a hip woman, and text (spelled out in next image)
Closeup of the pink shirt with the following text: PRESIDENT new FASHION tisy father was a self toufh mandolin olaver He was oneof the best string instrument
Catch and release at the thrift store
charlie brown talking to an adult who only responds to him with the annihilation sting
we eat here
Caves of Qud
make some space in the part of your brain that remembers important quotes because a new important quote just dropped
But did u get VEP?
how it feels being a discord moderator who can't yell at people for nuclear Bad Media Opinions
planet (venus-uranus union, yowza!)
goals
Drop some links babe, my music discovery skills atrophied postpartum
Annual reminder that the only thing stopping you from becoming a Scythe Guy is you.
Six white plates arranged on a blue patterned carpet, each containing eggs cooked for multiple people. Four plates have over-hard fried eggs (two eggs per plate) garnished with fresh parsley, and two plates contain scrambled eggs (also two eggs worth per serving).
Accidentally ordered The Gaston from room service whoops
My 6-year-old and I were making up songs about video games when I started freestyling about Dwarf Fortress. As I spit a few bars about my migrant dwarves and their professions, I realized I had to explain what a "gelder" does. Her class may have an interesting "career day" discussion soon 😖
Captain Olimar's Commonplace Book:
Late at night, when all else is silent, a chorus rises from the leaf beds where the Pikmin sleep. A subtle humming, mournful and hollow. It is not the lullaby of contentment but the dirge of something… remembering. What song do they sing when I am not watching?
I had to wrap my wrist after pouring some half-and-half a bit too vigorously
