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Zach, of all people.

@cryingprincess

Singing at the funeral for all you boring pessimists. Pencil enthusiast. American poet, open for business.

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Turns out watching Deadwood - even for the umpteenth time - without a good, regular, reliable source of hugs sucks more than you could possibly imagine!

13.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry, the suffering is infinite and things are genuinely fucking dire, but it is truly hilarious that the nazis ran into the middle east while screaming β€œlogistics and diplomacy are fake and gay” and now they’re trying to ask everyone else to fix the strait of hormuz because tfw no more THAADs

12.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 3903 πŸ” 706 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 25

Al?

11.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Either in a dream or loss of sleep last night I proposed to myself a list: characters in Deadwood never seen wearing a hat.

10.03.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

realizing that there won't be a reissue of When I Was Born for the Seventh Time before the end of the world, what a bummer for those of us with good taste who live near major air force bases

09.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 17102 πŸ” 3391 πŸ’¬ 202 πŸ“Œ 119

been thinking that a clear account of the internal discussion and decisions will be difficult to obtain, even many years from now, because all involved are so dishonest and stupid.

07.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm not a misanthrope, I'm an acquired taste."

05.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's the constant rocking back and forth that kills me, just wear a diaper, loser

05.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, the sad one.

05.03.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Invaluable to have friends to whom you can recite some Phil Larkin in conversation when you run into them at the bar. And I don't just mean in these times!

05.03.2026 04:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Don't wanna be suckin hind teat on disposal fees"

Deadwood never gets old.

04.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Huge mistake when we started numbering them

03.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm Jack Tracker. Neither's a name, both a job.

03.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's fuckin further is that that they believe those failed wars didn't go far enough for the commands and sake of Jesus Christ, the risen Lord.

03.03.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's not yet 11:30, I can at least start another episode of Deadwood instead of fruitlessly imagining a stronger more loving world

03.03.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

best news i've got is that my mother told me this weekend about a quilt she saw at a convention that said FUCK ICE

02.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A Cyclops action figure firing an optic blast that, on close inspection, is revealed to be a sausage

A Cyclops action figure firing an optic blast that, on close inspection, is revealed to be a sausage

The Tamashii Nations Instagram reposted this and I felt you all needed to see it

27.02.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 1789 πŸ” 598 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 0

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

27.02.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 3248 πŸ” 594 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 8
27.02.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I should clarify that this interpretation confirms the story as a miracle.

26.02.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ever think about how the loaves and fishes is just a story about people being given permission to share

26.02.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Impossible to convey the glimmer in Mike Watt's eyes as he passes his hometown exit at the right speed, gotta see this one in large format in person, like a favorite painting. Every act of revolution is an act of love, and cetera, but man, I think we're still sleeping on these boys.

26.02.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

JD Vance: "I have too many friends, and I'm looking to change that."

26.02.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh great another extremely sad record I absolutely adore

25.02.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Crisis averted, thanks Poetry!

24.02.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As always, be ruthless with systems, be kind with people.

24.02.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly my whole mojo feels way off, especially with the site stuck on a poem called Oblivion

24.02.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone should ask him on camera how he wants it to happen.

24.02.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0