Alice Grey

Kim. I see new emails and want to cry. 😭

It’s taking me a couple of days to respond to inquiries at the moment, and I’m very sorry. Life is bonkers, but I’m not ignoring anyone. ❤️

This might be one of my favourite pictures of myself, and I never know if I can post it online because the Social Media Gods might disapprove. 😋💙

Get out, I’ve been thinking this too!

I’m not a domme and certainly don’t have a dominant bone in my body, but my god I would give anything for a helpful sub to come and pack boxes for me while I study. 😋

Yes!

I’ve been entirely distracted by my studies and House Things, and the chaos of it all has me craving a little bit of downtime. I’m looking forward to taking a restful moment or two this weekend! 😉🥂

Over 30 sex workers thread! Quote with pic and age

32 (almost) 😋

Good morning and happy weekend from a tired but very content redhead. I’ve had some wonderful interactions between classes, and my heart is feeling very full! ❤️

I prefer anki 💕

So sorry to have dropped off the radar after sharing a minor bombshell. Happy is recovering well, I’m packing to move house, and masters has started! If anyone needs me, I’ll probably be reaching for help from beneath a pile of readings. ❤️

Ahhhh thanks Simone, this is a great tip. There hasn’t been a whole lot of sleep over here, but we think he’ll be okay. I think he was a tiger shark in a former life!

Raise your hand if you’ve ever had a hot date scheduled for Valentine’s Day, booked a nice hotel, bought a nice bottle of wine, cleaned your strap on harness, and then your dog (who can eat license plates and be fine) eats rat bait and needs to go to the vet. 🙋🏼‍♀️

I haven’t! Thank you very much!

GUYS MY PACKAGE FROM @alicegrey.bsky.social IS HERE!

Thank you to the darlings who sponsored me to raid this babes lingerie collection, I’m obsessed with the pieces I snagged. ❤️❤️

Eeeee this looks so beautiful on you! I’m so glad you like them, and that they arrived in one piece! 💕💕💕

Hey Melbourne peeps! Does anyone have a recommendation for an end of lease cleaner who works in the inner northern suburbs? Thank you! 💕

Back in the trap bar for the first time in a LONG time, and felt strong with this bodyweight set! 💪🏻

Between that and stamp duty, it’s been a long week 😅

I’m feeling proud, excited, and a little terrified to share that I’m now a homeowner!

This has been a long time coming, and I am SO grateful for all of the support I’ve received along the way.

🏠❤️

He’s SUCH a goober 😆❤️

Happy 8th birthday Pinot! 🥳🐱

I once heard Byredo’s Gypsy Water referred to as a ‘cliche’ and a stereotypical companion’s perfume, but when I go you’ll have to pry it from my cold dead hands.

Since a dear few have reached out: I love the concern for my comfort, but rest assured that if we have an issue I’ll tell you in person. Please don’t tie yourself in knots over something that hasn’t happened. 😘

Hush you x

I’m all for people showering before they get to me, we’re all adults and I’m trusting they know how to wash themselves. But if I catch them ‘pretending’ I will make it real awkward 😆

And maybe do other things before the shower too, just quietly

Do I know any other visual artists on here? I have a bunch of exhibition space left for SMUTCLUB and am looking for people who want to show/sell their art!

A rare grumpy post: There is nothing I hate more than putting a grown adult back in the shower. I hate doing it, they get embarrassed, and we’re both set up for failure. Yet, it happens so often.

Please wash your bits and any surrounding hair after using the bathroom.

🤗