saffi with a camera

my friend's half-gloved hand holding a sandwich made of three smartphones between two inventory scanners. the devices are stacked together and slanted at a slight but pleasing angle

a porsche-like car i can't identify, painted drab green with lots of handpainted flowers, hollowed out and crammed full of various living plants. soil is falling out from where the grille would be

the same car from the left side

the same car from the right side

a photo of the sun behind a bunch of white and gray clouds in a bright blue sky, taken from my apartment parking lot. it just finished raining and the air is moist.

a white hand dryer in a public restroom with sharpie graffiti that says "Thank You ICE" but i slapped a yellow sticker over ICE that says "Thank You! For Shopping With Us!"

[a bumper sticker on a silver car] HONK if you aren't going to eat your pickle and I can have it.

a control screen for a Mastrena II espresso machine, with several buttons and a dial. the screen has a picture of a crescent moon and the text "Deep sleep mode. To wake, press the dial." in a pleasant italic font

a DVD copy of The Longest Yard starring Adam Sandler, except the title is scribbled out with sharpie and THE SKELETON KEY is written underneath

a warmly lit photo of a small daily calendar. the top page is for friday april 15 2005 and has a sketch of a brown haired child with CRAP written vertically next to them. the day is marked as "that sucks day" in the USA and "day of the sun" in north korea. the bottom page is for saturday april 16 2005, which is "rekindle your romantic self day" in the USA. it has a sketch of two kids standing by a campfire. one stretches their hands out near the flames.

a warmly lit photo of a small daily calendar. the top page is for friday april 15 2005 and has a sketch of a brown haired child with CRAP written vertically next to them. the day is marked as "that sucks day" in the USA and "day of the sun" in north korea. the bottom page is for saturday april 16 2005, which is "rekindle your romantic self day" in the USA. it has a sketch of two kids standing by a campfire. one stretches their hands out near the flames.

a shot of the golden gate bridge at night. the rightmost 1/3 of the pic is taken up by the bridge structure glowing a warm orange. fog is gathered along the tower, pierced by a red light on top. the left 2/3 is the san francisco skyline and the bay. the sky is clearer yet some fog remains. or maybe what i think is the night sky is actually a big dark cloud, who knows

a brightly lit parking lot at sunset. the sky is a dark purple, almost black, with a streak of bright pink going across. the trees are vibrantly green, as is one of the cars. i just really like all the colors going on

haven't been out much lately, sorry

a 12 pack box of Lagunitas "A Little Sumpin' Sumpin'" IPA with art of a pinup girl holding a mason jar full of beer. she has a rounded triangle carrying hole punched directly into her face, and protruding from her neck is the neck of an actual beer bottle that appears to be wearing the crown of her head like an offset hat

the back window of a gray SUV with two stickers on it; the top right is a shimmering silver with psychedelic font that says "BE THE ENERGY YOU WANT TO ATTRACT" and the other is a purple-less rainbow with "FUCK OFF" underneath

A gold(?) Chevy Tahoe in a parking lot with the word SHITASS written above the license plate. It has a sticker of a some kind of dog (French Bulldog?) on the back glass along with several paw print stickers, and a stick figure family on the rear left window. An orange Nissan Rogue is parked to the right. The sky is a beautiful cloudless blue, and an adobe church sits on the horizon surrounded by various trees including a few palm trees.

my mighty wallet mini with a gold and black chinese lion dragon motif. the left half has a bright green sticky note that says "The world is lucky to have you." and the right has a note slipped into the pocket that says "don't die"

my outstretched hand with red and blue nail polish that looks like the colors of old 3D glasses

anaglyph

a dirt hill in the late afternoon covered in dead grass and surrounded by various green trees. branches and detritus are scattered throughout. in the center of the photo is an arch shed made from a sheet of corrugated metal with no front or back wall. to the right are a pair of goats grazing on the grass. the setting sun is shining through a gap in the trees

probably the most delicious pizza I've ever eaten: a Pizza alla Bismark from Great Full Gardens in Reno, NV. it's topped with pesto, peppers, onions, spinach, mushroom, mozzarella, avocado slices, and a sunny side up egg. it sits atop a red and white checkered paper, and is flanked by my sunflower purse and an aztec mocha made with cayenne, cinnamon, nutmeg, almond, and vanilla. no seriously go there, you can get anything gluten free and vegan, the prices are good, and the service is top notch

the town at night, shot from a parking garage roof. two perpendicular roads branch out from the bottom middle of the photo; the left one leads to a pink-lit cinema and the right leads to tree lined storefronts. the sky is a pale sunset and a crescent moon hangs above

a wide shot of a town at sunset. the sky is glowing pink and pale orange on the left and grayish blue on the right with clouds throughout. a river runs through the middle of the town horizontally. the foreground is dominated by a large tree snd several small houses.

a brown square building with an enormous power outlet and plug on the front. it's labeled "PACIFIC GAS AND ELECTRIC CO" and is surrounded by transformers, scaffolding, and a chain link fence. parked in front is my 2004 toyota corolla, Freya

a dead end sign at the end of a median that's covered in dead grass, with a concrete barricade forcing you to turn around. the picture is in the suburbs and a row of houses sits just below the horizon, underneath a pale orange and blue sunset

my work-worn right hand, sporting chipped glossy blue/purple nail polish and a couple bracelets, holding a mostly burned black cigarette with smoke drifting from the tip

careful, you'll get burned

a golden wet floor sign that reads: CAUTION WET FLOOR (red triangle with a silhouette of a man slipping and falling backwards) CUIDADO PISO MOJADO

an image projected onto a wall in a purple lit room; the projection shows some kind of futuristic setting that's also lit in purple, skewed about 30 degrees counterclockwise. the photo is in turn skewed the same angle clockwise to level out the image, making it appear like the room is tilted

a standing lamp in a thrift store surrounded by other lamps and various other items. the base is brass and the shade is a tall white cylinder. drawn on the shade in grey marker is a distressed fave with a blob mouth, half opened green eyes, and a harry potter-esque lightning bolt scar

a two story brown wooden building with large windows called The Red Hut Café. the center of the photo focuses on a neon sign reading "the HUT is SHUT", which is to the right of an unlit open sign.

a beige painted pillar in front of a supermarket on a sunny day. on it is graffiti that reads: (in red-orange marker) She will Reign (in black marker) ⬆️ What Does this mean (in metallic pink marker) Fur Real