"Oh? You love when the big king poses, right? Well, here's something else king-sized~"
NSFW sketch with Bowser🔥
07.03.2026 22:45
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YES
07.03.2026 15:59
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Got a tapestry of my sona commission as well as Bowser artwork, both from @zombean.bsky.social
My desk area and Bowser shrine are now complete 😌😌
07.03.2026 00:16
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This guy gets it.
03.03.2026 21:56
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POV: It's 1776
"Wow guys, we really did it! The Declaration of Independence will be a milestone for freedom and independence in this country! Anyway, I have to go home and beat my slaves. We still on for lunch tomorrow? Great!" 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
03.03.2026 15:32
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For those that need it spelled out, this means that for almost 100 years after the Declaration of Independence was adopted by Congress, any discussions about "liberty" and "the pursuit of happiness" only applied to white people.
03.03.2026 15:30
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Yeah, ok.
The Declaration of Independence was also established in 1776, and slavery wasn't abolished until 1865.
But please do continue discussing "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."
03.03.2026 15:16
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Yessssss
26.02.2026 01:16
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I'm not one of these bitch ass Mercys that hides in the corner lol.
26.02.2026 00:56
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Food poisoning sucks. Send cuddles pls 😞
23.02.2026 21:38
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Putting "gay" in your bio is already enough of an indicator for women to not engage with you sexually, so there's no need for anything else.
22.02.2026 16:44
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Seeing that your content is public, you are aware that women can still view all of it, yes?
If women engage with you or message you, you are absolutely allowed to respond with "I'm not interested in women". But putting "NO WOMEN" in your bio is absolutely weird and misogynistic.
22.02.2026 16:42
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Being a gay man and putting "NO WOMEN" in your bio is actually weird af.
You're allowed to not be attracted to women, but acting if they don't have any value because you don't want to have sex with them is misogynistic.
21.02.2026 15:24
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Orcs are crazy massive tho
19.02.2026 17:03
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Why aren't you sucking them already?
20.02.2026 00:14
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Pyramid head? Oh, I'm not surviving. He can have me 😏
18.02.2026 14:41
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Brb, driving to silent hill I guess.
18.02.2026 14:33
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
13.02.2026 03:12
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Hey there, how are ya? 😌
13.02.2026 16:27
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🥵🥵
11.02.2026 03:18
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I'm feeling the exact same way, but preferably Pittsburgh or Seattle lol.
05.02.2026 21:08
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Don't forget to put a hat on, it's cold outside. 😌❄️
01.02.2026 22:16
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👀👀
29.01.2026 14:36
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28.01.2026 13:51
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I wish you were too 💙😌
26.01.2026 15:51
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Lie? Not at all! You know you're beefy 😏
26.01.2026 14:43
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A very VERY long bate session, yes 🥵
26.01.2026 14:32
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🥵🥵🥵
26.01.2026 14:28
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😈😈😈😈
26.01.2026 14:17
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All this snow is just making me wish I had someone snowed in here with me to suck my nipples and my dick..... 😞
26.01.2026 14:03
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