Just accidentally drank from the rinse cup and dipped my brush in a White Claw. Fuck.
28.11.2024 15:36
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Just accidentally drank from the rinse cup and dipped my brush in a White Claw. Fuck.
Light beats ICE, or something.
Y’all tell ‘em Thomas Kinkade said FUCK ICE.
Trump getting Jimmy Kimmel fired is bad but not as bad as whatever is inside the Epstein files.
A lot of people don’t know this, but there’s a warehouse in Temecula chock full of my old mouse pads, calendars, and collectible figurines. Also a bunch of Twila Paris CDs for some reason. If you can’t get in, they’re all yours.
What are y’all reading this weekend?
For such a time as this.
Fuck these ghouls.
Also, quit using my art.
Be the art you want to see in the world. Someone famous once said that. Probably me.
I’M THE PAINTER OF COORS LIGHT!
I’M THE PAINTER OF COORS LIGHT!
He’s keeping it loose
He’s keeping it tight
He’s universally loved
He’s the Painter of Light
Thomas Kinkade’s coming to town
He’s keeping it loose
He’s keeping it tight
He’s universally loved
He’s the Painter of Light
Thomas Kinkade’s coming to town
Not sure what to paint today.
Oh, that’s right. Another goddamn masterpiece.
Not sure what to paint today.
Oh, that’s right. Another goddamn masterpiece.
A picture of the glittery, platform heels purchased by the protagonist in the song “The Christmas Shoes,” for his dying mother of all people. Jesus Christ.
Re: “The Christmas Shoes,” by the band NewSong.
A lot of people don’t know that these were the shoes he was buying. That kid was a total perv.
A picture of the glittery, platform heels purchased by the protagonist in the song “The Christmas Shoes,” for his dying mother of all people. Jesus Christ.
Re: “The Christmas Shoes,” by the band NewSong.
A lot of people don’t know that these were the shoes he was buying. That kid was a total perv.
It rarely happens because they’re so valuable, but if I ever see one of my paintings in a thrift store, I buy it back and resell it for full price.
Then I find the person who donated it and we have a little “talk.”
That Barenaked Ladies song about chimpanzees is a riot. I keep skipping back to the beginning every time it’s about to end. #IhaveaCDplayer
It rarely happens because they’re so valuable, but if I ever see one of my paintings in a thrift store, I buy it back and resell it for full price.
Then I find the person who donated it and we have a little “talk.”
If you’re not listening to Phillips, Craig and Dean, what the hell is wrong with you?
Pro-tip for people with elderly relatives:
Write your name on a piece of tape and stick it to the back of their Thomas Kinkade works of art.
When those relatives die, no one will question your right to those high-quality masterpieces.
You’re welcome.
On this #GivingTuesday, give yourself the gift of a Thomas Kinkade work of fine art, including paintings, framed prints, ceramic figurines, calendars, and high-quality mousepads.
On this #GivingTuesday, give yourself the gift of a Thomas Kinkade work of fine art, including paintings, framed prints, ceramic figurines, calendars, and high-quality mousepads.
I know another man whose resurrection still bothers many. Receive the good news and be baptized in the Light!
Pro-tip for people with elderly relatives:
Write your name on a piece of tape and stick it to the back of their Thomas Kinkade works of art.
When those relatives die, no one will question your right to those high-quality masterpieces.
You’re welcome.
If you’re not listening to Phillips, Craig and Dean, what the hell is wrong with you?
The painter of light!
AI art is a joke that no one laughs at.
Wow. Sometimes even I forget how good at this shit I am. Incredible.