Lander just got detained by federal agents as he tried to escort a man out of the courtroom. Lander was taken in an elevator with masked agents, along with one member of his NYPD security detail.
ICE can enter anyone’s home, and abduct and deport them to a foreign prison indefinitely because the DOJ says they can ignore the 4th, 5th and 15th amendments.
If there’s no due process or protections against illegal search and seizures, none of us are safe.
Bernie Sanders opened for clario and other things that don’t make sense
Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope: "Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."
Kurt Vonnegut man
trying to get my entertainment partners w-2 and got locked out of the account I was creating
Uh-oh?
It's past time for Chuck Schumer to step down. He should retire and run for a seat on his co-op board if he wants to stay active.
Chi Ossé!
the leap from disappearing the undocumented to disappearing visa holders to disappearing green card holders to disappearing naturalized citizens to disappearing natural born citizens is no leap at all, but a series of tiny steps
block the path
I can't begin to express how angry I am at these so-called centrist fuckers who let Al Green stand by himself.
I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
The woman who drew my blood today was soooo good at her job I was stunned
And the annual award for Best Picture We're Absolutely Not Giving Best Picture goes to...
I heard my friend Dan here give a remarkable brief talk about this last month. Thankfully, he’s written it up at length to share.
The ways I’m fucking up rn? They’re so preventable babygirl it wld blow ur mind
So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
God it’s silly but I love soul cycle
A boring brave new world
comic from the sketchbook, left unedited cause it felt right
A screenshot from Twitter. The original tweet reads: "Rapper Kenderick Lamar wore size 29 women's jeans to Super Bowl LIX." The tweet garnered over a thousand replies, most negative. I (Derek Guy) screenshotted that tweet and wrote: "so funny to see history repeat itself. men who wear slim fit and stretch denim—both of which were once considered strictly for women—criticizing kendrick for wearing flares bc they were on the women's aisle. in ten years, you'll be in flares clutching pearls about something else" Then another user replied to my tweet, saying: "Wearing women’s clothes has never been in style, homo."
Not true. I'll give you some examples of when styles crossed over from womenswear to menswear, and how men have worn straight-up womenswear or just feminine styles in cool ways. 🧵
It's the assault on science that really gets to me. I get so angry that I can't think straight. An assault on science is an assault on reality.
Girls with attention deficits would literally rather emotional torture themselves than be productive
New procrastination technique unlocked, cry about your childhood dog instead
Gulf of Distraction
I’m convinced Lucy Dacus is fucking with me personally
Remember when Tony Romo shit the bed whenever Jessica Simpson came to watch him play? Because they were fucking? I wonder if that's what happened to Mahomes and Kelce in the first half because Der Orangefarben-Fuhrer came to watch.
Maybe if I watched moonrise kingdom again I’ll feel better
Priory of the Orange Tree is incredible, however I’m SO sick of Niclays’ bullshit
i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
